Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 38818. | Maelstrom (maelstrom) | 33.99 | — | 2008-08-09 |
| 38819. | Connor (conor) | 33.99 | — | 2008-10-28 |
| 38820. | Dhanush V (dhanushv2k4) | 33.98 | 93% | 2022-04-06 |
| 38821. | Iyan (iyannnnn) | 33.98 | 98% | 2021-03-03 |
| 38822. | erik (lilguy123456) | 33.98 | — | 2009-11-02 |
| 38823. | Gengar (gengartheghost) | 33.97 | 95.5% | 2021-02-20 |
| 38824. | Colin (colindavies) | 33.96 | 94% | 2021-02-10 |
| 38825. | hemlata (hemlata) | 33.96 | — | 2009-07-24 |
| 38826. | Pham (herokeyboard) | 33.96 | 93% | 2016-08-01 |
| 38827. | Earl (atlass44) | 33.96 | 97% | 2011-08-26 |
| 38828. | Mohammad (zxelrate) | 33.95 | 92% | 2021-01-19 |
| 38829. | beanbean (beanbean312) | 33.95 | 84% | 2012-03-23 |
| 38830. | Quil (quiliskewl) | 33.95 | 98% | 2021-09-16 |
| 38831. | Selvedge (selvedge) | 33.95 | 84% | 2016-06-07 |
| 38832. | Rochak (rochak27) | 33.95 | 94% | 2021-02-10 |
| 38833. | Huân (lixboi) | 33.95 | — | 2008-11-25 |
| 38834. | Darsh (1111darsh) | 33.93 | 94% | 2022-11-02 |
| 38835. | satvik (satvikp) | 33.93 | 91% | 2021-03-20 |
| 38836. | Antony (quickcactus) | 33.93 | 93% | 2020-12-18 |
| 38837. | rachel (racheybear) | 33.93 | — | 2009-11-17 |
| 38838. | SpeedRacer (speedracer422) | 33.92 | 96% | 2023-07-02 |
| 38839. | Abhishek Gupta (abhishekg) | 33.92 | 95% | 2023-02-10 |
| 38840. | Baiaman (baiaman123) | 33.92 | 97% | 2019-10-08 |
| 38841. | saba (saba) | 33.92 | — | 2009-06-26 |
| 38842. | elipeta (elipeta) | 33.92 | 89% | 2012-10-26 |
| 38843. | Leigh (leightm) | 33.91 | 94% | 2019-04-21 |
| 38844. | Zach (xynto) | 33.90 | 91.3% | 2021-02-04 |
| 38845. | roopam (roopunk) | 33.89 | — | 2010-12-08 |
| 38846. | Ella Rose (ella1286) | 33.89 | 99% | 2020-03-15 |
| 38847. | Andy (outlawandy) | 33.88 | 92% | 2016-10-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |