As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8004. | Jodie (swaggyjodie) | 88.42 | 97% | 2018-07-13 |
| 8005. | bjonk (sojho) | 88.41 | 97.8% | 2021-02-07 |
| 8006. | Saetwo (saetwo) | 88.41 | 97% | 2022-09-22 |
| 8007. | Joseph (josephjayette) | 88.41 | 98% | 2021-03-24 |
| 8008. | Nick (symbuh) | 88.41 | 97% | 2021-05-23 |
| 8009. | Kristen (kristengreen) | 88.41 | 98% | 2019-07-30 |
| 8010. | dev (devdavinch1) | 88.40 | 98% | 2024-09-11 |
| 8011. | Jason (uoser) | 88.40 | 97.5% | 2025-02-14 |
| 8012. | Peter (avezan) | 88.40 | 96% | 2021-04-11 |
| 8013. | Guest (net12k44) | 88.39 | 99% | 2022-10-02 |
| 8014. | potato (potatopwns) | 88.39 | 97% | 2019-02-26 |
| 8015. | Davit (sonofar) | 88.38 | 99% | 2022-03-01 |
| 8016. | fruitsauce (ghostspirit) | 88.38 | 99% | 2021-01-07 |
| 8017. | garagdon (garagdon) | 88.38 | 97% | 2020-11-25 |
| 8018. | Tihana (tihanachu) | 88.38 | 98% | 2019-06-23 |
| 8019. | Chips (mrchips) | 88.38 | 93% | 2016-06-08 |
| 8020. | TJ (1gear) | 88.37 | 98% | 2024-07-22 |
| 8021. | senturyo (senturyo) | 88.37 | 97.5% | 2024-06-15 |
| 8022. | Orlac (orlac) | 88.37 | 97% | 2018-12-18 |
| 8023. | Donkey (crazybraden) | 88.37 | 98% | 2025-03-27 |
| 8024. | Questt (questtlee) | 88.37 | 99% | 2021-05-04 |
| 8025. | Chris (chris199701) | 88.37 | 89% | 2016-05-24 |
| 8026. | iotku (iotku) | 88.37 | 96% | 2015-04-10 |
| 8027. | Sekula (sekula) | 88.36 | 97.3% | 2023-09-26 |
| 8028. | Implosive (ximplosive) | 88.36 | 96% | 2018-10-18 |
| 8029. | Chroma (chroma_aus) | 88.36 | 96% | 2022-02-11 |
| 8030. | johnbutactuallynotjohn (yes... | 88.36 | 99% | 2021-08-23 |
| 8031. | atoi (atoi) | 88.36 | 98% | 2016-07-03 |
| 8032. | zijun0502 (zijun0502) | 88.35 | 97% | 2024-12-28 |
| 8033. | noint (noint) | 88.35 | 98.2% | 2024-03-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |