The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7035. | hugo (hcj1100) | 52.79 | — | 2009-03-03 |
| 7036. | givemeahug (gaplanidadacan) | 52.79 | 88% | 2016-05-24 |
| 7037. | jordan (nycdjordn) | 52.78 | — | 2010-04-06 |
| 7038. | James (jamesofnet) | 52.78 | 96% | 2017-07-02 |
| 7039. | Izabela (izabelaa) | 52.78 | 95% | 2012-06-16 |
| 7040. | Inusah (inusah) | 52.77 | 97% | 2021-12-15 |
| 7041. | Saken (saken2316) | 52.77 | 97% | 2018-08-29 |
| 7042. | Ulisse (ulib) | 52.77 | — | 2010-01-11 |
| 7043. | Phil (schorres) | 52.77 | — | 2009-05-15 |
| 7044. | katrina mae (katrinamae_cru... | 52.76 | 96% | 2019-07-26 |
| 7045. | Aditya (anonymoose17) | 52.76 | 97% | 2018-04-19 |
| 7046. | soni (soni0111) | 52.76 | 93% | 2017-04-15 |
| 7047. | Efraim (serius77) | 52.76 | 95% | 2014-03-24 |
| 7048. | Sandesh (sandeshc13) | 52.76 | 91% | 2014-07-30 |
| 7049. | drogo (drogo1) | 52.75 | 89% | 2017-05-18 |
| 7050. | Bergino (bergino) | 52.75 | — | 2010-04-06 |
| 7051. | copium (luthermalx) | 52.74 | 95% | 2023-03-31 |
| 7052. | Akash (aaa123blender) | 52.74 | 95% | 2021-06-20 |
| 7053. | Polish (gtadragonball) | 52.74 | 95% | 2022-03-06 |
| 7054. | Sally (queensally) | 52.74 | — | 2010-03-22 |
| 7055. | Peter (dzsuzeppe) | 52.74 | — | 2010-07-22 |
| 7056. | Merwin (zaizai2012) | 52.73 | 98% | 2012-11-28 |
| 7057. | Wayne (mcdonawa) | 52.73 | 91% | 2015-02-07 |
| 7058. | Daniel (danndmv01) | 52.73 | 90% | 2013-06-28 |
| 7059. | internet explorer (lohleona... | 52.72 | 97% | 2021-06-27 |
| 7060. | Ace (acezachary) | 52.72 | 89% | 2012-03-30 |
| 7061. | Lulu (meandmygrls) | 52.72 | 99% | 2014-08-22 |
| 7062. | huang (huangmax) | 52.72 | — | 2011-03-21 |
| 7063. | Ariel (arielzone) | 52.72 | 97% | 2012-09-07 |
| 7064. | Adam (ajax827) | 52.71 | 85% | 2013-06-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |