The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20059. | alfouran (munstadis) | 71.94 | 95% | 2020-08-16 |
| 20060. | Ringriangsuiyang (asui_pamei) | 71.94 | 98% | 2022-09-03 |
| 20061. | Thiemo (thiemok) | 71.94 | 97% | 2021-06-02 |
| 20062. | Kevin (bananarabbit) | 71.94 | — | 2011-04-06 |
| 20063. | Guz (guzxavier) | 71.93 | 97% | 2021-03-25 |
| 20064. | oni (onifire) | 71.93 | 95% | 2021-09-14 |
| 20065. | Tushar (tjajodia) | 71.93 | 95% | 2020-10-28 |
| 20066. | Bungi (gogobungi) | 71.93 | — | 2008-10-13 |
| 20067. | Badbringer (badbringer) | 71.93 | 93% | 2015-12-10 |
| 20068. | Shallan Davar (shallan_davar) | 71.92 | 96.5% | 2023-08-27 |
| 20069. | abccc (abc22198) | 71.92 | 96.4% | 2023-06-02 |
| 20070. | buhaN (buhan1337) | 71.92 | 95% | 2021-09-05 |
| 20071. | Dauan (plexxx) | 71.92 | 97% | 2022-05-17 |
| 20072. | João (titoattack) | 71.92 | 98% | 2019-04-14 |
| 20073. | Shuriken (theshuriken) | 71.92 | 94% | 2016-01-27 |
| 20074. | john (merlin45908) | 71.92 | — | 2009-10-29 |
| 20075. | Md. Mamun (mamun_sheikh) | 71.91 | 98.3% | 2023-08-26 |
| 20076. | paolo (shadedclan) | 71.91 | 93% | 2014-09-02 |
| 20077. | DeadlyTIme (deadlytime) | 71.91 | 95% | 2023-02-22 |
| 20078. | Collin (lelouch529) | 71.91 | 90% | 2016-09-20 |
| 20079. | Noob (crawler_123) | 71.91 | 96% | 2020-06-19 |
| 20080. | Dazzling (dazzles) | 71.91 | 96% | 2021-04-23 |
| 20081. | Miguel (ztonks) | 71.91 | 97.9% | 2021-02-03 |
| 20082. | nurul (ikhwanul09) | 71.91 | 97% | 2016-04-24 |
| 20083. | ian (queens) | 71.91 | — | 2011-04-30 |
| 20084. | Lloyd (lloydd) | 71.91 | 95% | 2016-09-10 |
| 20085. | Antonio (ab_marcelo) | 71.91 | — | 2008-12-22 |
| 20086. | Fragobert (fragobert) | 71.90 | 95% | 2023-02-27 |
| 20087. | Melvin (melvin_fernandez3) | 71.90 | 98% | 2023-03-23 |
| 20088. | Jade (thanhchuyen) | 71.90 | 98% | 2012-05-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |