The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17875. | Eddie (emederos) | 75.45 | 97% | 2014-09-01 |
| 17876. | dooba (doobakeung) | 75.45 | 98% | 2022-11-03 |
| 17877. | Chu (chudooder) | 75.45 | 91% | 2012-11-22 |
| 17878. | Josh (syztyqus) | 75.45 | 96% | 2020-07-25 |
| 17879. | sylv81 (sylv81ct) | 75.45 | 93% | 2016-05-19 |
| 17880. | Levy (speedylevy) | 75.45 | 97% | 2011-11-05 |
| 17881. | tstats[osmio190] (osmio190) | 75.45 | — | 2010-10-24 |
| 17882. | Martin (mobrien1794) | 75.45 | 94% | 2012-05-04 |
| 17883. | Aldo Adhi Mulyono (aldoadhi) | 75.44 | 97% | 2022-01-01 |
| 17884. | silver_soul (jooeeee) | 75.44 | 97% | 2022-04-09 |
| 17885. | Anaru (anaru797) | 75.44 | 96% | 2021-05-15 |
| 17886. | sgbiscuits (snailzzy) | 75.44 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
| 17887. | lukasz (lukaszx) | 75.44 | 95% | 2015-04-15 |
| 17888. | Mrityunjay (mrityunjay9) | 75.44 | 91% | 2016-03-22 |
| 17889. | Phuc (tphuc112358) | 75.44 | 93% | 2013-12-21 |
| 17890. | pea (pbarakat) | 75.44 | 97% | 2017-08-10 |
| 17891. | RoXoR (rokec1901) | 75.43 | 96% | 2023-06-10 |
| 17892. | Gabriel (quasionts) | 75.43 | 97% | 2022-03-15 |
| 17893. | titu (mrg698) | 75.43 | 98% | 2022-09-16 |
| 17894. | MavrosOplarxigos (oplarxigos) | 75.43 | 95% | 2022-05-21 |
| 17895. | downbad (cretsaa) | 75.43 | 95% | 2021-01-09 |
| 17896. | EM_K (em_k) | 75.43 | 97% | 2020-03-28 |
| 17897. | ArañaDelRio (kabsa1985) | 75.43 | 99% | 2017-11-09 |
| 17898. | Christian (enermaster) | 75.43 | 97% | 2015-09-03 |
| 17899. | Brian (heykilroy) | 75.42 | 95% | 2011-10-18 |
| 17900. | danimoth (danimoth2) | 75.42 | — | 2008-10-18 |
| 17901. | Day (ichsnonymous) | 75.41 | 94% | 2021-05-30 |
| 17902. | harshil (monsta_001) | 75.41 | 96% | 2022-02-05 |
| 17903. | Minjae (tf2_mandeokyi) | 75.41 | 97% | 2023-02-21 |
| 17904. | grapes! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:... | 75.41 | 88% | 2014-08-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |