The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15077. | Smelly (burdturglar) | 81.52 | 96% | 2026-01-10 |
| 15078. | Rory (rorypory) | 81.52 | 95% | 2019-02-18 |
| 15079. | andre (pizzamista) | 81.52 | 96% | 2015-04-13 |
| 15080. | jmk (jmkraemer) | 81.52 | 94% | 2013-05-19 |
| 15081. | Chris (cheekcn) | 81.52 | 96% | 2011-06-11 |
| 15082. | Guiseppe (baconator3) | 81.52 | 91% | 2017-02-17 |
| 15083. | Julitosan (julitosan) | 81.51 | 96% | 2025-09-11 |
| 15084. | Subtle (subtle69) | 81.51 | 97% | 2026-01-19 |
| 15085. | Jorren (electric_mayonnaise) | 81.51 | 95% | 2025-06-19 |
| 15086. | AuliaAli (mera416) | 81.51 | 96% | 2023-11-14 |
| 15087. | Sujay (svins) | 81.51 | 97% | 2024-10-07 |
| 15088. | Brandon (brandoncollamer) | 81.51 | 98% | 2017-10-12 |
| 15089. | KA (keshavgrwl96) | 81.51 | 97% | 2025-06-01 |
| 15090. | Kianoosh (kia_wp) | 81.51 | 98% | 2021-11-22 |
| 15091. | Beverly (lilichavez7) | 81.51 | 90% | 2011-05-15 |
| 15092. | charlotte (jeffsaturd) | 81.51 | 96% | 2012-03-09 |
| 15093. | Rayra (quantumcoder) | 81.50 | 96.5% | 2024-02-07 |
| 15094. | vc (vc07885) | 81.50 | 97.6% | 2025-05-10 |
| 15095. | Michael (dr_fingers) | 81.50 | 98.1% | 2024-01-04 |
| 15096. | Jackie (mynameisjackie) | 81.50 | 96% | 2020-03-03 |
| 15097. | Nguyen (keluyen) | 81.50 | 96% | 2019-11-06 |
| 15098. | thinkpads (higq) | 81.50 | 97% | 2020-02-23 |
| 15099. | IGA (amateur_) | 81.50 | 97% | 2012-11-02 |
| 15100. | Eugene (eugene121) | 81.49 | 96.4% | 2024-05-04 |
| 15101. | fez (fez96) | 81.49 | 97% | 2026-02-25 |
| 15102. | BruntyTriedSoHard (bruntytr... | 81.49 | 97.2% | 2024-01-18 |
| 15103. | tstats[jaadunath] (jaadunath) | 81.49 | 98% | 2022-07-13 |
| 15104. | Roberto (who______) | 81.49 | 97.2% | 2025-02-04 |
| 15105. | Rietkip (nescioc) | 81.49 | 96% | 2012-09-01 |
| 15106. | umi (umi2002) | 81.49 | 95% | 2022-10-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |