I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7121. | dEs (blackmantra) | 94.28 | 98% | 2016-08-25 |
| 7122. | Erik (ish4) | 94.28 | 94% | 2016-03-01 |
| 7123. | Nikolai (nikovertus) | 94.27 | 97% | 2023-02-28 |
| 7124. | Zajd (zajd36) | 94.27 | 97% | 2025-11-03 |
| 7125. | thomas (thomaspoku) | 94.27 | 97% | 2025-07-09 |
| 7126. | J (bnanapeel) | 94.27 | 98% | 2016-02-18 |
| 7127. | Jonathan (__ace__) | 94.27 | 98% | 2023-01-14 |
| 7128. | austin (apschween) | 94.27 | 96% | 2026-04-28 |
| 7129. | kwonman99 (kwonman99) | 94.27 | 98% | 2021-03-10 |
| 7130. | Nathaniel (galacticpirate17) | 94.27 | 98% | 2018-06-23 |
| 7131. | Random Typist (archnaea2) | 94.26 | 98% | 2021-05-14 |
| 7132. | anonym_igelkott (anonym_ige... | 94.26 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 7133. | Elliot (elliotzhao) | 94.26 | 98% | 2018-04-24 |
| 7134. | LykaLyka (fr33z3r) | 94.26 | 96% | 2017-07-29 |
| 7135. | pizza (amgrammargud) | 94.25 | 97% | 2022-04-10 |
| 7136. | Vroom! (laptopguy) | 94.25 | 98% | 2022-09-26 |
| 7137. | Rayra (quantumcoder) | 94.24 | 97.6% | 2024-02-13 |
| 7138. | Mop (viewtifuljoe111) | 94.24 | 96.4% | 2023-12-03 |
| 7139. | Robert (rwa102455) | 94.24 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
| 7140. | toki_crush (boom_51) | 94.24 | 96% | 2021-11-01 |
| 7141. | 德古斯 (papaco) | 94.23 | 97% | 2018-03-20 |
| 7142. | Robbie T (robbietempleman) | 94.23 | 96% | 2018-10-03 |
| 7143. | master (cs6000pistol) | 94.22 | 97% | 2019-04-12 |
| 7144. | jokerXshin (tancheezhiok) | 94.22 | 96% | 2022-05-23 |
| 7145. | Henrique (aealo) | 94.22 | 90% | 2016-06-20 |
| 7146. | Ned (ned_balthus) | 94.22 | 99% | 2015-05-03 |
| 7147. | Enrique (zero_ortho) | 94.22 | 98% | 2018-09-04 |
| 7148. | Bage1s (variousbagels) | 94.21 | 98% | 2022-02-25 |
| 7149. | Jim (shiifty) | 94.21 | 99% | 2017-06-15 |
| 7150. | Fo (fofire) | 94.20 | 98% | 2022-05-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |