I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6732. | Khizer (khizlaw) | 94.29 | 97% | 2022-05-22 |
| 6733. | YoloSwag (unicornbronie) | 94.28 | 98% | 2025-04-25 |
| 6734. | dEs (blackmantra) | 94.28 | 98% | 2016-08-25 |
| 6735. | Erik (ish4) | 94.28 | 94% | 2016-03-01 |
| 6736. | Ethan (bewilderex63) | 94.28 | 94% | 2016-10-21 |
| 6737. | J (bnanapeel) | 94.27 | 98% | 2016-02-18 |
| 6738. | Jonathan (__ace__) | 94.27 | 98% | 2023-01-14 |
| 6739. | Nikolai (nikovertus) | 94.27 | 97% | 2023-02-28 |
| 6740. | kwonman99 (kwonman99) | 94.27 | 98% | 2021-03-10 |
| 6741. | Nathaniel (galacticpirate17) | 94.27 | 98% | 2018-06-23 |
| 6742. | Random Typist (archnaea2) | 94.26 | 98% | 2021-05-14 |
| 6743. | anonym_igelkott (anonym_ige... | 94.26 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 6744. | Elliot (elliotzhao) | 94.26 | 98% | 2018-04-24 |
| 6745. | LykaLyka (fr33z3r) | 94.26 | 96% | 2017-07-29 |
| 6746. | pizza (amgrammargud) | 94.25 | 97% | 2022-04-10 |
| 6747. | Vroom! (laptopguy) | 94.25 | 98% | 2022-09-26 |
| 6748. | Rayra (quantumcoder) | 94.24 | 97.6% | 2024-02-13 |
| 6749. | Mop (viewtifuljoe111) | 94.24 | 96.4% | 2023-12-03 |
| 6750. | Robert (rwa102455) | 94.24 | 97% | 2021-03-29 |
| 6751. | toki_crush (boom_51) | 94.24 | 96% | 2021-11-01 |
| 6752. | 德古斯 (papaco) | 94.23 | 97% | 2018-03-20 |
| 6753. | Robbie T (robbietempleman) | 94.23 | 96% | 2018-10-03 |
| 6754. | 而自遇見你 惡夢就... | 94.22 | 97% | 2019-04-12 |
| 6755. | jokerXshin (tancheezhiok) | 94.22 | 96% | 2022-05-23 |
| 6756. | Enrique (zero_ortho) | 94.22 | 98% | 2018-09-04 |
| 6757. | Henrique (aealo) | 94.22 | 90% | 2016-06-20 |
| 6758. | Ned (ned_balthus) | 94.22 | 99% | 2015-05-03 |
| 6759. | Bage1s (variousbagels) | 94.21 | 98% | 2022-02-25 |
| 6760. | Jim (shiifty) | 94.21 | 99% | 2017-06-15 |
| 6761. | FoFo (fofire) | 94.20 | 98% | 2022-05-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |