Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5870. | Take (teysolongo) | 96.31 | 96% | 2015-07-19 |
| 5871. | Tony (sarcasticbanana) | 96.31 | 97% | 2021-04-21 |
| 5872. | therealmcoy (therealmcoy) | 96.30 | — | 2009-10-27 |
| 5873. | Johnson (xura) | 96.30 | 94% | 2012-08-28 |
| 5874. | W. (peachypoh) | 96.30 | 92% | 2013-04-28 |
| 5875. | Jsmans89 (jman88s) | 96.30 | 94% | 2014-02-26 |
| 5876. | Raz (lotanrazlaptop) | 96.29 | 97% | 2020-10-29 |
| 5877. | j (jj_weeb) | 96.29 | 97.4% | 2023-09-26 |
| 5878. | Charlyflies (charlyflies) | 96.27 | 95% | 2013-05-30 |
| 5879. | Khoa (lackhoa) | 96.27 | 99% | 2017-07-08 |
| 5880. | Ronnie (ronnie15) | 96.27 | 97% | 2012-10-13 |
| 5881. | bc12345 (bc12345) | 96.26 | 96.2% | 2023-10-10 |
| 5882. | Danielle (gonnatypethehype) | 96.26 | 98% | 2022-12-11 |
| 5883. | cubis (cubis) | 96.25 | 100% | 2017-06-23 |
| 5884. | Farzad (farzad_) | 96.24 | 99% | 2021-08-13 |
| 5885. | James (verysoftpillows) | 96.24 | 97% | 2021-07-13 |
| 5886. | Jonathan (mrflores) | 96.23 | 99% | 2014-07-20 |
| 5887. | mike (rain9633) | 96.23 | 97% | 2012-10-11 |
| 5888. | drunkndrivr (drunkndrivr) | 96.23 | 97% | 2020-04-15 |
| 5889. | Kerala (qualitystuff) | 96.23 | 97.9% | 2021-02-26 |
| 5890. | TJ (inameiname) | 96.22 | — | 2011-04-23 |
| 5891. | Michele (michele) | 96.22 | — | 2009-03-23 |
| 5892. | Shiney (shineyy) | 96.22 | 97% | 2018-12-07 |
| 5893. | cody (ocdy1001) | 96.21 | 99.1% | 2023-07-13 |
| 5894. | Hmm (sironronron) | 96.21 | 92% | 2017-02-14 |
| 5895. | Pru (prubladelin) | 96.20 | 99% | 2021-03-18 |
| 5896. | Tyler (clarityy) | 96.20 | 94% | 2014-02-10 |
| 5897. | The Big Box (doctorsaywhat) | 96.19 | 96% | 2011-11-27 |
| 5898. | Antonius (instanton) | 96.18 | 97% | 2014-03-15 |
| 5899. | Eric (wojito) | 96.18 | 94% | 2015-09-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |