And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9385. | Blue (bluestriker26) | 99.43 | 98% | 2023-07-22 |
| 9386. | Jess (jessarcher) | 99.43 | 94% | 2014-07-03 |
| 9387. | Neo (maliciouskz) | 99.42 | 97% | 2022-07-18 |
| 9388. | Hargreaves (hargreaves) | 99.42 | 99% | 2019-07-29 |
| 9389. | Rietkip (nescioc) | 99.41 | 98% | 2012-08-28 |
| 9390. | Theodore (boss_baby_2) | 99.41 | 97% | 2023-04-17 |
| 9391. | Matthew (zlbruce) | 99.41 | 97% | 2021-09-03 |
| 9392. | Rully (rully_monas) | 99.41 | 99% | 2023-05-27 |
| 9393. | Spencer (spoonsor) | 99.40 | 99% | 2022-05-05 |
| 9394. | Jeffrey (jeffreyyong) | 99.40 | 95% | 2017-01-15 |
| 9395. | flax (flax) | 99.40 | 97% | 2012-08-09 |
| 9396. | Nick (wononewun) | 99.40 | 99% | 2021-01-17 |
| 9397. | Saila (peachesnplum) | 99.40 | 92% | 2013-06-10 |
| 9398. | Pielicker (pielicker) | 99.40 | 98% | 2017-11-15 |
| 9399. | Mikael (mahorkankasvattaja) | 99.39 | 98% | 2023-07-08 |
| 9400. | kairon (kairon5) | 99.39 | 96% | 2021-08-05 |
| 9401. | AJ (ajthunderwwe) | 99.38 | 98% | 2022-11-13 |
| 9402. | Karl (relentlesstyper) | 99.38 | 99% | 2021-10-19 |
| 9403. | Qualified (qualified98) | 99.38 | 98% | 2022-02-01 |
| 9404. | Jim (jimmehpila) | 99.37 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 9405. | weicer (weicer) | 99.37 | 98% | 2020-08-20 |
| 9406. | @benakribo (benazio) | 99.37 | — | 2010-05-09 |
| 9407. | Janice (jan218) | 99.37 | — | 2009-09-22 |
| 9408. | insilico (insilico) | 99.37 | 99% | 2013-02-11 |
| 9409. | Lemuel (lstanford) | 99.36 | 98% | 2017-09-01 |
| 9410. | (caprices) | 99.36 | 95% | 2014-12-28 |
| 9411. | Veduv (jigachad) | 99.35 | 99% | 2022-11-08 |
| 9412. | Zach (coffinfit) | 99.35 | 99% | 2019-03-04 |
| 9413. | Daniel (stochastictinker) | 99.35 | 98% | 2015-01-03 |
| 9414. | Jared (furukie) | 99.35 | 95% | 2013-04-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |