So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17388. | Philip (pajala) | 72.34 | 95% | 2017-04-16 |
| 17389. | Shoujikis (sh0ujiki5) | 72.33 | 100% | 2018-02-25 |
| 17390. | Amogh (msamogh) | 72.33 | 87% | 2016-05-06 |
| 17391. | Ashley (rmburo) | 72.33 | — | 2009-05-18 |
| 17392. | Ronald (200275146) | 72.33 | 97% | 2018-01-28 |
| 17393. | Sveta (svetarozenbaum) | 72.32 | 96% | 2022-10-22 |
| 17394. | Ben (dr_salt) | 72.32 | 95% | 2014-08-22 |
| 17395. | nishi (nishimasa) | 72.32 | 99% | 2017-09-15 |
| 17396. | Shiga (shiga) | 72.31 | 83% | 2016-10-01 |
| 17397. | David (dmicahd93) | 72.31 | 97% | 2018-04-06 |
| 17398. | Cameron (stolenbullet) | 72.31 | 93% | 2016-09-22 |
| 17399. | Katie (blissbee7) | 72.31 | 99% | 2023-04-05 |
| 17400. | Shadow (shadow_monarch) | 72.31 | 95% | 2021-08-10 |
| 17401. | Bergen (bergenr03) | 72.31 | 95% | 2019-11-07 |
| 17402. | Lance (lancer99) | 72.31 | 94.6% | 2021-02-16 |
| 17403. | Felix (flex101) | 72.31 | 85% | 2013-03-25 |
| 17404. | Ken (waterlemon48) | 72.30 | 98% | 2021-08-14 |
| 17405. | sam (samninja69) | 72.30 | 95% | 2023-09-16 |
| 17406. | Pen (pensword) | 72.30 | 95% | 2015-04-23 |
| 17407. | Mike (quake2bestgame) | 72.30 | 98% | 2019-02-03 |
| 17408. | MST (stereotypist) | 72.29 | 97% | 2022-06-02 |
| 17409. | Steven (xdstephano) | 72.29 | 96% | 2021-11-29 |
| 17410. | Jayden (jiiidaaan) | 72.29 | 95.8% | 2023-08-23 |
| 17411. | Tony (adbaldini) | 72.29 | 96.8% | 2023-05-24 |
| 17412. | Zane (zaneevo) | 72.29 | 99% | 2014-08-17 |
| 17413. | Makubex (makubex47) | 72.29 | 97% | 2020-04-12 |
| 17414. | john (johnkelly841@hotmail.... | 72.29 | 98% | 2014-04-23 |
| 17415. | Amber (agardner) | 72.29 | — | 2010-12-13 |
| 17416. | Vishal Gaur (vishgaur) | 72.28 | 98% | 2021-04-13 |
| 17417. | Redox (heapingredox) | 72.28 | 96% | 2022-11-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |