The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14030. | FlatNineSharpAxe (ldwengler) | 81.49 | 97% | 2025-04-08 |
| 14031. | umi (umi2002) | 81.49 | 95% | 2022-10-10 |
| 14032. | BruntyTriedSoHard (bruntytr... | 81.49 | 97.2% | 2024-01-18 |
| 14033. | Eugene (eugene121) | 81.49 | 96.4% | 2024-05-04 |
| 14034. | tstats[jaadunath] (jaadunath) | 81.49 | 98% | 2022-07-13 |
| 14035. | Roberto (who______) | 81.49 | 97% | 2025-02-04 |
| 14036. | Rietkip (nescioc) | 81.49 | 96% | 2012-09-01 |
| 14037. | Zoth (sindrezoth) | 81.48 | 97.5% | 2025-01-09 |
| 14038. | okki (okkiniikko) | 81.48 | 97% | 2022-03-03 |
| 14039. | Jasman (jasmanwaraich) | 81.48 | 96% | 2024-12-15 |
| 14040. | Jack (modesties) | 81.48 | 97% | 2021-09-07 |
| 14041. | Duc (ducdq1302) | 81.48 | 99% | 2021-09-13 |
| 14042. | chaiko (chaiko) | 81.48 | 98% | 2012-06-08 |
| 14043. | Dav (asiandomination0) | 81.48 | 97% | 2018-09-06 |
| 14044. | sjorn (sjorn) | 81.48 | 98% | 2017-10-08 |
| 14045. | Leonurine (leonurine) | 81.48 | 93% | 2017-01-09 |
| 14046. | Pat (drmrprofpatric) | 81.47 | 99% | 2024-10-05 |
| 14047. | Mange (magnusn0t) | 81.47 | 94% | 2024-12-09 |
| 14048. | Maiya (maiyah) | 81.47 | 97% | 2024-10-19 |
| 14049. | khalil (khalilfa) | 81.47 | 96% | 2022-10-09 |
| 14050. | jazzduck (jazzduck) | 81.47 | 97% | 2022-07-01 |
| 14051. | quackstuff (quackstuff) | 81.47 | 99% | 2021-08-29 |
| 14052. | HELLO THERE! (onetrueking) | 81.47 | 96% | 2019-06-26 |
| 14053. | Rodrigo (froxly) | 81.46 | 96% | 2013-01-07 |
| 14054. | Wiz (wizkhalifax) | 81.46 | 96% | 2014-04-09 |
| 14055. | Khang_LA (khangpro1112) | 81.45 | 97% | 2023-09-23 |
| 14056. | Jai (jais) | 81.45 | 99% | 2022-01-01 |
| 14057. | Guest (le_type) | 81.45 | 95% | 2022-06-20 |
| 14058. | Javi (javi_c) | 81.45 | 98% | 2018-12-18 |
| 14059. | Jenny (jenny_02) | 81.45 | 97% | 2023-02-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |