So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14257. | ⠀___🐌⠀ (valdizney) | 77.71 | 97% | 2019-12-15 |
| 14258. | G (foad420) | 77.71 | 99% | 2020-10-22 |
| 14259. | tstats[tomek1337] (tomek1337) | 77.71 | 97% | 2022-12-05 |
| 14260. | Kratzuli (kratzuli) | 77.71 | 96% | 2021-01-13 |
| 14261. | Nicolas (nicklasg) | 77.71 | 97% | 2017-11-04 |
| 14262. | shoib (roban) | 77.71 | 96% | 2014-01-18 |
| 14263. | 안녕하세요 (noogie13) | 77.70 | 92% | 2017-03-20 |
| 14264. | santiago (santi2343) | 77.70 | 93% | 2020-09-19 |
| 14265. | Reverie (tifa_lockhart) | 77.70 | 97% | 2016-05-19 |
| 14266. | Enorma Stitz (zxcn) | 77.69 | 96% | 2023-05-23 |
| 14267. | ArañaDelRio (kabsa1985) | 77.69 | 98% | 2019-12-16 |
| 14268. | DON'T BE AGGRESSIVE, CHINA!... | 77.69 | 93% | 2014-06-06 |
| 14269. | Tung (tungarsenal97) | 77.68 | 97% | 2020-03-27 |
| 14270. | 1234 (chuwii) | 77.68 | 95% | 2022-09-11 |
| 14271. | Jenny (jenny_02) | 77.68 | 97% | 2021-03-03 |
| 14272. | Joe (jgizzi21) | 77.68 | 97.2% | 2021-02-02 |
| 14273. | SanjaySK (sanjaysk) | 77.67 | 96.5% | 2023-07-08 |
| 14274. | David (quac) | 77.67 | 95% | 2021-01-13 |
| 14275. | Lazy (lazydepression) | 77.67 | 97% | 2021-03-23 |
| 14276. | Miguel (miguelmint) | 77.67 | 95% | 2017-07-23 |
| 14277. | rockwelll (rockwelll) | 77.67 | — | 2009-08-24 |
| 14278. | John (lightblue1) | 77.67 | 94% | 2017-03-15 |
| 14279. | Rafat Rashid (im_rahi) | 77.67 | 96% | 2016-05-21 |
| 14280. | Kevin (bananarabbit) | 77.67 | — | 2011-04-11 |
| 14281. | Jack (jackcrane) | 77.66 | 97% | 2022-09-23 |
| 14282. | Pluc321 (pluc321) | 77.66 | 92% | 2015-10-05 |
| 14283. | Clive (black2dark1) | 77.66 | 94% | 2015-12-22 |
| 14284. | Gyuri (gyuri) | 77.65 | — | 2010-10-22 |
| 14285. | punit (thakelatyper) | 77.65 | 98% | 2021-12-22 |
| 14286. | tundra (tundra3201) | 77.65 | 97% | 2023-04-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |