Horse hockey! I've seen these dodges for 40 years, all the tricks. Knew a private, pretended he was a mare. Carried a colt in his arm for weeks. Another fellow said he was a daisy. Insisted we water him every morning. No, no, Corporal. It ain't gonna go with me. Now you get out of that froufrou and into a uniform. And you stay in uniform. Dismissed!
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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1997. | Alex (alexraw) | 80.15 | 96% | 2021-07-28 |
1998. | Beddytear (beddytear) | 80.15 | 97% | 2020-11-26 |
1999. | Victor (kingthevictor) | 80.15 | 96% | 2018-08-01 |
2000. | dante (vincent_is_bad) | 80.14 | 97% | 2019-03-20 |
2001. | Chaddley (chadracer69) | 80.14 | 96% | 2021-08-07 |
2002. | Siraj (spidywebs) | 80.14 | 99% | 2019-08-21 |
2003. | Gavin (gaschindler) | 80.13 | 96% | 2020-02-27 |
2004. | reysette (reysettemart) | 80.10 | 98% | 2020-09-03 |
2005. | Abhishek (abhishek3007) | 80.08 | 99% | 2018-10-21 |
2006. | Epic (epicgamesceo) | 80.05 | 95% | 2020-06-25 |
2007. | Max (sekuro) | 80.05 | 96% | 2018-09-30 |
2008. | chingchong (lambsaucelocated) | 80.03 | 96% | 2018-02-25 |
2009. | Sarah (joonby) | 80.03 | 98% | 2018-03-07 |
2010. | ore (orezee) | 80.02 | 98% | 2018-06-26 |
2011. | cfe (prgmlu) | 80.01 | 98% | 2019-01-23 |
2012. | Andy (andyok) | 80.01 | 98% | 2018-12-10 |
2013. | Ronalds (mrbonis) | 79.95 | 96% | 2020-01-03 |
2014. | hung_trap (qt_trap) | 79.95 | 97% | 2019-01-22 |
2015. | Dylan (dilly1) | 79.94 | 98% | 2020-09-29 |
2016. | Sparsh (sparsh123) | 79.93 | 97% | 2021-07-29 |
2017. | ca1m (ca1m) | 79.90 | 95% | 2019-03-01 |
2018. | Mauro (chunkerchunk) | 79.90 | 94% | 2019-12-19 |
2019. | Michael (whittneyinthetub) | 79.90 | 98% | 2018-03-14 |
2020. | Gotcha (g0tcha) | 79.89 | 96% | 2018-03-13 |
2021. | ben (itsbenatkinson) | 79.89 | 97% | 2018-02-12 |
2022. | noobnoob (garblovian) | 79.88 | 97% | 2021-08-17 |
2023. | Sam (lolomposer) | 79.86 | 98% | 2020-03-28 |
2024. | Nick (frostywits) | 79.86 | 97% | 2018-09-19 |
2025. | Shuyu (stevenqi) | 79.85 | 97% | 2017-11-27 |
2026. | Khizer (khizlaw) | 79.84 | 97% | 2021-08-22 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 7,905 | 76.87 | August 27, 2017 |
Instant Death Mode | 4 | 109.06 | September 24, 2019 |
All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 45.58 | March 1, 2022 |
ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 87.16 | September 21, 2022 |