Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 784. | (akanos) | 125.38 | — | 2009-03-04 |
| 785. | (callidor) | 125.37 | 98% | 2014-10-02 |
| 786. | (kennethpahn) | 125.35 | 97% | 2016-05-26 |
| 787. | (torrentsrage) | 125.33 | 99% | 2013-05-06 |
| 788. | (canear) | 125.32 | 97% | 2013-05-16 |
| 789. | SurgeonTypist (jonahvalentyn) | 125.32 | 97.3% | 2023-07-01 |
| 790. | (dontquit) | 125.28 | 98% | 2012-06-29 |
| 791. | slow (slow) | 125.27 | — | 2009-06-17 |
| 792. | (yourslavemonkey) | 125.24 | 100% | 2012-11-10 |
| 793. | Secret Animals December 15 ... | 125.23 | 98% | 2022-04-11 |
| 794. | (forest7) | 125.17 | 98% | 2022-04-27 |
| 795. | Paul (dettoaltrimenti) | 125.16 | — | 2010-10-16 |
| 796. | sykelolxd (sykelolxd) | 125.15 | 100% | 2022-02-09 |
| 797. | (garybernhardt) | 125.12 | — | 2010-07-08 |
| 798. | (zoranslow) | 125.10 | — | 2009-06-26 |
| 799. | Cory (elegofab) | 125.09 | 100% | 2012-08-02 |
| 800. | Daniel (qsxdrgb) | 125.08 | 98% | 2022-09-26 |
| 801. | (elijabet) | 125.07 | 92% | 2012-08-12 |
| 802. | (somenonquit) | 125.06 | 97% | 2018-11-02 |
| 803. | (flashytypist) | 125.06 | 99% | 2020-04-28 |
| 804. | (hayso) | 125.04 | 100% | 2016-04-15 |
| 805. | (antyboi) | 125.03 | 99.4% | 2023-10-25 |
| 806. | Nathan (coxistence) | 125.02 | — | 2009-02-20 |
| 807. | (dontgoslow) | 125.00 | 98% | 2013-08-22 |
| 808. | (seventhsandwich) | 124.97 | 94% | 2012-05-31 |
| 809. | (grotariu) | 124.95 | 97% | 2014-02-02 |
| 810. | (psychosaeko) | 124.95 | 99% | 2023-02-12 |
| 811. | (gothicaguy) | 124.92 | — | 2010-12-18 |
| 812. | John (johnl2) | 124.91 | 96% | 2014-04-12 |
| 813. | Ahmed (nesbmido) | 124.91 | 99% | 2022-05-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |