Ahem. Pardon me, but the point of this afternoon is to pretend that you might one day make a valuable contribution to society. Perhaps you could play along. For example, Ms. Polk, you might want to look into journalism, which is a profession where they actually pay people to be cynical and disaffected.
—from Joan of Arcadia, a other by Barbara Hall
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4163. | Gon (frixgon) | 63.68 | 98% | 2020-09-23 |
| 4164. | Srihas (blooddena) | 63.68 | 96% | 2020-01-19 |
| 4165. | Tomas (sademptyfridge) | 63.68 | 97% | 2020-09-22 |
| 4166. | Jester. (jesterdaicha) | 63.68 | 98% | 2018-05-09 |
| 4167. | Sam (whyme123) | 63.67 | 97% | 2018-11-06 |
| 4168. | Jesse (jessekapane) | 63.66 | 94% | 2020-09-21 |
| 4169. | prac (noobecart) | 63.66 | 95% | 2020-10-16 |
| 4170. | Allen (allenyin) | 63.66 | 96% | 2018-03-27 |
| 4171. | proteinpowder (john924xps) | 63.65 | 97% | 2019-05-08 |
| 4172. | Volaris (obscureseafood) | 63.65 | 97% | 2020-07-07 |
| 4173. | Ivan (pop5a) | 63.65 | 95% | 2020-02-24 |
| 4174. | Gnetyx (gnetyx) | 63.65 | 98% | 2020-12-17 |
| 4175. | Matrix (matri) | 63.64 | 96% | 2019-12-08 |
| 4176. | Lijin (lijinkurian) | 63.63 | 94% | 2018-04-01 |
| 4177. | deni (arifandimalang) | 63.63 | 96% | 2019-09-04 |
| 4178. | Vadim (ahot) | 63.62 | 95% | 2019-01-25 |
| 4179. | terrible (juul_pods) | 63.58 | 95% | 2020-09-03 |
| 4180. | Tran (qsang) | 63.58 | 97% | 2019-03-12 |
| 4181. | Allen (jaspier) | 63.56 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
| 4182. | Numan (numankhan) | 63.55 | 96% | 2018-04-24 |
| 4183. | rafael (grisotto) | 63.55 | 98% | 2018-02-20 |
| 4184. | Peter (rogerron) | 63.54 | 97% | 2019-08-15 |
| 4185. | drumline (drumlinetenors) | 63.53 | 96% | 2019-11-06 |
| 4186. | Fabio (tulpebueffel) | 63.51 | 96% | 2019-07-28 |
| 4187. | Omngineer (omnibro) | 63.51 | 96% | 2018-12-14 |
| 4188. | hao (haomin) | 63.49 | 95% | 2020-11-12 |
| 4189. | booootyhole (coooooooch) | 63.49 | 97% | 2020-04-07 |
| 4190. | depebrhko (depebrhko) | 63.49 | 96% | 2018-06-20 |
| 4191. | Tim (somaganjika) | 63.48 | 96% | 2020-01-15 |
| 4192. | Stoliers (stoliers) | 63.46 | 95% | 2020-04-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,476 | 78.90 | February 14, 2018 |
| Instant Death Mode | 16 | 88.17 | December 8, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 15 | 64.02 | August 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 37.20 | January 1, 2024 |