So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6458. | (atyperr) | 93.99 | 97.2% | 2023-10-17 |
| 6459. | (picson) | 93.99 | 91% | 2016-11-17 |
| 6460. | (thegenericgeek) | 93.99 | 98% | 2015-09-14 |
| 6461. | (nate2936) | 93.99 | 98% | 2021-03-25 |
| 6462. | Boot (electricitydad) | 93.98 | 99% | 2022-01-03 |
| 6463. | (bloodwineskg) | 93.98 | 94% | 2015-12-22 |
| 6464. | Jason (d4tb0i) | 93.98 | 98% | 2022-12-14 |
| 6465. | (tsapi) | 93.98 | 97% | 2021-11-11 |
| 6466. | (ekay) | 93.98 | 93% | 2016-04-08 |
| 6467. | tstats[montedeu] (montedeu) | 93.97 | 97% | 2023-03-18 |
| 6468. | (fiscario) | 93.97 | 99% | 2023-02-11 |
| 6469. | (manbeck) | 93.97 | 99% | 2019-02-22 |
| 6470. | (lawchi) | 93.97 | 98% | 2017-10-24 |
| 6471. | (jaysondanewillingster) | 93.97 | 97% | 2011-12-03 |
| 6472. | (germeson) | 93.97 | 97% | 2011-08-31 |
| 6473. | (aurum_exo) | 93.97 | — | 2010-09-11 |
| 6474. | (cuppajoeman) | 93.96 | 98% | 2019-10-07 |
| 6475. | (krawler) | 93.96 | 97% | 2012-01-17 |
| 6476. | (qrice) | 93.96 | 96.7% | 2023-07-09 |
| 6477. | Crypto (cryptocentro) | 93.96 | 96% | 2022-04-25 |
| 6478. | (sgt_squawks) | 93.96 | 99% | 2021-05-15 |
| 6479. | (fortress_king) | 93.95 | 98% | 2022-07-09 |
| 6480. | (doquannnn) | 93.95 | 97% | 2021-01-25 |
| 6481. | (frozenpanda) | 93.95 | 97% | 2022-05-07 |
| 6482. | (theneronex) | 93.95 | 98% | 2020-04-02 |
| 6483. | (harr) | 93.95 | 96% | 2015-03-01 |
| 6484. | (ferrarifingerz) | 93.95 | 96% | 2018-07-19 |
| 6485. | (crystal_angelo) | 93.94 | 99% | 2023-04-19 |
| 6486. | (destroyer_46) | 93.94 | 97% | 2017-11-05 |
| 6487. | (bonbion) | 93.94 | 92% | 2015-04-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |