So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14772. | (dijkstra) | 76.38 | 97% | 2021-09-29 |
| 14773. | (samkocho) | 76.38 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
| 14774. | (greenthunderstorm) | 76.38 | 95% | 2021-01-12 |
| 14775. | (tallguy) | 76.38 | — | 2010-02-02 |
| 14776. | (honen) | 76.38 | 96% | 2018-11-01 |
| 14777. | (shamglad1) | 76.37 | 97% | 2022-04-04 |
| 14778. | (tetay) | 76.37 | 97% | 2020-10-23 |
| 14779. | (violescence) | 76.37 | 96% | 2018-03-02 |
| 14780. | (doodezpz) | 76.37 | 94% | 2020-09-08 |
| 14781. | (les_grossman) | 76.37 | 97% | 2021-02-26 |
| 14782. | (renkal) | 76.37 | 99% | 2020-12-31 |
| 14783. | (racketen) | 76.37 | 94% | 2016-09-23 |
| 14784. | (sharpie0101) | 76.37 | 92% | 2015-05-12 |
| 14785. | Hyunwoo (wh5929) | 76.37 | 93% | 2016-03-10 |
| 14786. | (s_sinath) | 76.37 | — | 2011-04-10 |
| 14787. | (amengo) | 76.37 | — | 2009-07-06 |
| 14788. | (mayham92) | 76.36 | 99% | 2021-07-01 |
| 14789. | (timothyjan) | 76.36 | 96% | 2021-05-19 |
| 14790. | (qpixel) | 76.36 | 95% | 2021-07-02 |
| 14791. | (nairwick) | 76.36 | 97% | 2021-08-15 |
| 14792. | (soysauceftw) | 76.36 | 95% | 2015-06-02 |
| 14793. | (hamzeh97) | 76.36 | 97% | 2019-02-01 |
| 14794. | (smedina) | 76.36 | 95% | 2011-09-22 |
| 14795. | (glitch) | 76.36 | — | 2008-12-05 |
| 14796. | Gail (gailrickman@yahoo.com) | 76.36 | 99% | 2015-03-03 |
| 14797. | (aimtiaz20) | 76.36 | 98% | 2019-06-26 |
| 14798. | (aikarauta) | 76.35 | 95% | 2016-01-14 |
| 14799. | Dan (danmoople) | 76.35 | 86% | 2016-09-18 |
| 14800. | (manishrishiraj) | 76.35 | 97% | 2012-02-02 |
| 14801. | (mclaren1988) | 76.35 | 96% | 2012-10-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |