I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6976. | Loyne Leed (loyneleed) | 94.49 | 98% | 2023-03-03 |
| 6977. | s3Bz (reganisgod) | 94.49 | 98% | 2023-01-12 |
| 6978. | Jeff (jeffvu) | 94.49 | 96% | 2021-01-01 |
| 6979. | Timao (timaotheos) | 94.48 | 97% | 2025-07-13 |
| 6980. | Valeker (valeker) | 94.48 | 97.4% | 2024-09-16 |
| 6981. | yuvibirdi (yuvi_birdi) | 94.48 | 96% | 2025-12-20 |
| 6982. | Krisp (krispbeat) | 94.48 | 98% | 2020-06-03 |
| 6983. | Antonio (stazzo) | 94.48 | 93% | 2017-02-13 |
| 6984. | Adam (adamsyaq) | 94.47 | 99% | 2022-01-08 |
| 6985. | TapTapTappy (tomcolemak) | 94.47 | 97% | 2018-02-15 |
| 6986. | Gavin (gaminamin) | 94.46 | 96% | 2021-12-08 |
| 6987. | Matthew (slugbugnopunchbacks) | 94.46 | 96% | 2021-08-05 |
| 6988. | nana (goomi) | 94.46 | 98% | 2021-09-21 |
| 6989. | Mike (mike_121) | 94.45 | 100% | 2023-04-26 |
| 6990. | learn corne (tomgroenwoldt) | 94.45 | 98% | 2021-06-13 |
| 6991. | I'm bad at this :( (rl27) | 94.45 | 97% | 2019-02-28 |
| 6992. | R A I N Z (rainz07) | 94.44 | 96% | 2025-11-08 |
| 6993. | Anna 3 (lilsleep21) | 94.44 | 98% | 2025-02-12 |
| 6994. | Cog (cogking) | 94.44 | 97.4% | 2025-01-12 |
| 6995. | Demon Darkin (nxrypex) | 94.44 | 97% | 2020-12-28 |
| 6996. | Kelli (klandry80) | 94.44 | 99% | 2021-12-23 |
| 6997. | ItsTurbo (itsturbo) | 94.44 | 97% | 2021-04-23 |
| 6998. | Tohst (drtoast) | 94.44 | 97.3% | 2021-02-15 |
| 6999. | arafolie (qorgus) | 94.44 | 97% | 2022-01-03 |
| 7000. | David (bigd4316) | 94.44 | 97% | 2018-07-31 |
| 7001. | Egg boy (atobias28) | 94.43 | 94% | 2016-10-18 |
| 7002. | Andie (andieeee) | 94.43 | 98% | 2021-11-22 |
| 7003. | Nate (thatguyx) | 94.43 | 96% | 2019-07-04 |
| 7004. | DeanK (marvin2) | 94.42 | 98% | 2018-03-31 |
| 7005. | Sebastian (novatypes) | 94.41 | 97% | 2018-05-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |