Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
—from SPAM: A Biography: The Amazing True Story of America's "Miracle Meat!", a book by Carolyn Wyman
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19392. | Muhammad (jvcmode) | 84.13 | 96% | 2014-02-01 |
| 19393. | Simon (poopiesthead) | 84.13 | 95% | 2022-03-02 |
| 19394. | Mac (xmac) | 84.13 | 97% | 2018-06-12 |
| 19395. | Will (decisiveindecision) | 84.13 | 97% | 2011-12-15 |
| 19396. | RKT (fastestspeed) | 84.13 | 99% | 2015-03-20 |
| 19397. | matt (archytas) | 84.13 | 98% | 2012-08-08 |
| 19398. | Lionel Messi (toxir) | 84.12 | 99.4% | 2025-02-28 |
| 19399. | Lakshy Raj (laksh9ya) | 84.12 | 96.6% | 2025-04-18 |
| 19400. | Sumukha (pawarrr) | 84.12 | 98% | 2025-01-20 |
| 19401. | alex (tdc28) | 84.12 | 97.1% | 2023-10-05 |
| 19402. | Maggie (magpae) | 84.12 | 99% | 2024-04-16 |
| 19403. | 9thcalzone (10thcalzone) | 84.12 | 98% | 2024-02-13 |
| 19404. | Emanuel (mak6872123eo) | 84.12 | 98% | 2019-01-03 |
| 19405. | _ (zoli_) | 84.12 | 98% | 2016-04-10 |
| 19406. | Spencer (poipoe) | 84.12 | 95% | 2016-12-23 |
| 19407. | anant (nntnag17) | 84.12 | 94% | 2016-12-15 |
| 19408. | Ampex (ampex_) | 84.11 | 98.9% | 2025-01-10 |
| 19409. | Karrot667 (karrot667) | 84.11 | 97% | 2025-08-23 |
| 19410. | RoboDecker (robodecker) | 84.11 | 97.3% | 2025-04-11 |
| 19411. | Quinton (quintocer0s) | 84.11 | 99% | 2025-02-20 |
| 19412. | N9gg@r (gainnis) | 84.11 | 96% | 2024-09-20 |
| 19413. | DJCheeseburger1 (djcheesebu... | 84.11 | 98.4% | 2024-01-02 |
| 19414. | Matthew (mjthekandyman) | 84.11 | 97.4% | 2021-02-27 |
| 19415. | Kyle (crodeli) | 84.11 | 96% | 2020-08-26 |
| 19416. | clone (qlone) | 84.11 | 97% | 2020-04-10 |
| 19417. | rk61 (lowda9) | 84.11 | 98% | 2017-12-18 |
| 19418. | Eajno (eajno) | 84.11 | 93% | 2016-05-16 |
| 19419. | Mo (slimg00dy) | 84.11 | 97% | 2017-11-26 |
| 19420. | aadhavan (to90percentile) | 84.10 | 98% | 2025-09-15 |
| 19421. | Bertil (buttil) | 84.10 | 97% | 2023-11-13 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 165,395 | 71.55 | August 20, 2009 |
| Instant Death Mode | 143 | 74.73 | April 23, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 16 | 40.34 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 76.93 | January 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 4 | 68.91 | June 8, 2021 |