I make my living off the evening news. Just give me something, something I can use. People love it when you lose. They love dirty laundry. Well, I coulda been an actor, but I wound up here. I just have to look good. I don't have to be clear. Come and whisper in my ear. Give us dirty laundry.
—from Dirty Laundry, a song by Don Henley
Active since July 25, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2478. | Semih (k1njo) | 91.12 | 99% | 2020-07-15 |
| 2479. | i'm slow (pndspirit) | 91.11 | 97% | 2017-08-09 |
| 2480. | J™♥ (diabolosjb) | 91.11 | 99% | 2017-09-24 |
| 2481. | Soup (soupman11) | 91.10 | 98% | 2018-06-17 |
| 2482. | I have never lost a single ... | 91.10 | 98% | 2020-09-08 |
| 2483. | David (dcohen91) | 91.09 | 97% | 2020-12-05 |
| 2484. | Pillsbury (acidreindeer) | 91.09 | 96% | 2018-03-07 |
| 2485. | takusto_ii (tonoci) | 91.08 | 98% | 2018-10-16 |
| 2486. | Xpekade (xpekade_) | 91.08 | 96% | 2019-04-16 |
| 2487. | Gabriel (casadogg) | 91.08 | 97% | 2020-10-06 |
| 2488. | TGNYC (tgnyc) | 91.08 | 96% | 2017-10-08 |
| 2489. | Jason (bigswass) | 91.06 | 96% | 2019-01-08 |
| 2490. | Fr0zen (inst4llman) | 91.02 | 97% | 2019-02-28 |
| 2491. | raf (rafski) | 91.02 | 96% | 2018-05-14 |
| 2492. | Logic (logicop14) | 91.02 | 95% | 2020-09-27 |
| 2493. | Reverie (tifa_lockhart) | 91.01 | 98% | 2019-03-18 |
| 2494. | josh (qicksilver) | 90.98 | 98% | 2020-12-08 |
| 2495. | clara (belugawhales) | 90.97 | 97% | 2019-08-23 |
| 2496. | John Carlo (johndue21) | 90.97 | 97% | 2018-07-29 |
| 2497. | Beket (bayemirov) | 90.95 | 99% | 2018-05-10 |
| 2498. | wen (longwen) | 90.94 | 99% | 2020-01-06 |
| 2499. | Beckintosh (beckintosh) | 90.92 | 98% | 2017-09-27 |
| 2500. | Brian (eeyjnairb) | 90.92 | 96% | 2019-02-09 |
| 2501. | owin (newwewwewe) | 90.90 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 2502. | ogamiseta (samarthos) | 90.87 | 97% | 2020-07-30 |
| 2503. | Lazer (lazerfighter) | 90.87 | 95% | 2019-10-09 |
| 2504. | wayne (nonlimit) | 90.87 | 99% | 2018-10-15 |
| 2505. | Tristan (tristanhilton85) | 90.86 | 98% | 2017-12-13 |
| 2506. | Namaztak (namaztak) | 90.86 | 98% | 2020-06-28 |
| 2507. | Benjamin (b3nj4m1n) | 90.86 | 95% | 2020-05-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 12,176 | 84.26 | July 25, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 18 | 75.34 | June 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 13 | 98.57 | December 7, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |