So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8031. | aaa (jackedgar) | 90.34 | 97% | 2014-12-13 |
| 8032. | StewieGriffin (stewiegriffi... | 90.34 | 96% | 2017-10-23 |
| 8033. | Ron (ronnyron) | 90.34 | 96% | 2015-08-14 |
| 8034. | egnaro (egnaro315) | 90.34 | 99% | 2019-06-22 |
| 8035. | 1v1MeByron (beslol) | 90.33 | 87% | 2016-08-26 |
| 8036. | mtizme (mtizme) | 90.33 | 95% | 2016-04-27 |
| 8037. | Hunter (hunter_da_man11) | 90.32 | 96% | 2022-01-26 |
| 8038. | Ahmad (shumayal) | 90.32 | 98% | 2014-03-04 |
| 8039. | wes (noth) | 90.32 | — | 2010-08-29 |
| 8040. | oldaccforpracticing (xsdream) | 90.31 | 98% | 2021-10-13 |
| 8041. | Joseph (schmo_) | 90.31 | 97.9% | 2021-02-23 |
| 8042. | Alexander (offbeat5024) | 90.31 | 98% | 2019-12-30 |
| 8043. | lelgetrekt (lelgetrekt) | 90.30 | 97% | 2021-10-04 |
| 8044. | 5'6Monster (igotovancouverc... | 90.30 | 90% | 2016-06-13 |
| 8045. | Hiep (noel_trang) | 90.30 | 98.2% | 2023-10-11 |
| 8046. | Jeff (psychohazard) | 90.30 | 97% | 2016-07-22 |
| 8047. | ZedHead01 (qdedmon87) | 90.29 | 96% | 2021-03-06 |
| 8048. | Kyle (kalmech) | 90.29 | 93% | 2015-06-22 |
| 8049. | Adam (liquidfiend) | 90.29 | 97% | 2014-04-25 |
| 8050. | COATES (texxtz) | 90.29 | 93% | 2014-03-22 |
| 8051. | Aren (tl8xv) | 90.28 | 98% | 2022-07-03 |
| 8052. | Ryan (ryana) | 90.28 | 96% | 2015-05-23 |
| 8053. | Kibitz (laconickibitz) | 90.27 | 99.4% | 2023-06-07 |
| 8054. | Munchy (munchy12) | 90.26 | 97% | 2022-04-19 |
| 8055. | Mauricio (maurizzzio) | 90.26 | 94% | 2015-05-08 |
| 8056. | Colt (wolfiie) | 90.26 | 96% | 2015-12-05 |
| 8057. | sabrina (sabrinaconvenient) | 90.25 | 98% | 2021-12-06 |
| 8058. | Taejas (taejas) | 90.25 | 97.7% | 2023-06-28 |
| 8059. | Banga (rockyt) | 90.25 | 96% | 2016-07-15 |
| 8060. | Daniel (dedicateddan) | 90.24 | 97% | 2015-01-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |