As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11218. | Daphnouilles (daphnouilles) | 81.52 | 98% | 2021-04-10 |
| 11219. | Junuh (masline) | 81.51 | 97% | 2023-02-16 |
| 11220. | Ivan (ivxnxd) | 81.51 | 97.3% | 2024-03-27 |
| 11221. | a (ierfth) | 81.51 | 97% | 2019-03-17 |
| 11222. | ilya (iluts) | 81.51 | 96% | 2022-07-29 |
| 11223. | Alyssa (clarrissa) | 81.51 | 99.5% | 2021-02-13 |
| 11224. | xd (typerads) | 81.51 | 97% | 2022-11-09 |
| 11225. | ninjapina (ninjapina) | 81.51 | 92% | 2016-12-24 |
| 11226. | Lnrsdw (elcidvirgel) | 81.50 | 95% | 2025-07-06 |
| 11227. | aspekt (_aspekt) | 81.50 | 95% | 2023-05-01 |
| 11228. | Hail (voolcan) | 81.50 | 98% | 2019-08-15 |
| 11229. | ggoober (ggoober) | 81.49 | 98% | 2026-02-28 |
| 11230. | Endre (kosaendre) | 81.49 | 96% | 2024-12-18 |
| 11231. | Joel (joeljohnstone) | 81.49 | 100% | 2024-04-02 |
| 11232. | Michael (itslofty) | 81.49 | 96% | 2019-09-15 |
| 11233. | jack (pumpkinjello) | 81.49 | 98% | 2018-08-05 |
| 11234. | Adrianne (mrsthornton2009) | 81.48 | 98% | 2025-03-20 |
| 11235. | moni (pzza404) | 81.48 | 97% | 2023-05-09 |
| 11236. | w (wisatong) | 81.48 | 96% | 2020-11-01 |
| 11237. | Kamil (maxxqueen) | 81.48 | 99% | 2016-06-05 |
| 11238. | sw0rd (sw0rd) | 81.48 | 97% | 2021-08-25 |
| 11239. | Mr (mrharward) | 81.48 | 92% | 2016-03-03 |
| 11240. | Victoria (vicludovico) | 81.48 | 89% | 2016-02-18 |
| 11241. | ted (sayonara999) | 81.48 | 97% | 2019-02-18 |
| 11242. | Cheryl (cheryltheslowturtle) | 81.48 | 98% | 2016-01-10 |
| 11243. | Christian (pheonican77) | 81.47 | 97.5% | 2024-06-17 |
| 11244. | Kevin (hoinerman) | 81.47 | 96.2% | 2023-07-19 |
| 11245. | Alstr (alstr) | 81.47 | 95% | 2022-02-25 |
| 11246. | shravan (gammarays) | 81.47 | 97% | 2023-10-06 |
| 11247. | Anh (_azh_) | 81.47 | 97% | 2021-11-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |