The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 15303. | Taro (endorph) | 79.59 | 96% | 2016-10-21 |
| 15304. | bananacake (bananacak3) | 79.59 | 95% | 2016-01-29 |
| 15305. | Avi (_flv) | 79.59 | 96% | 2016-03-13 |
| 15306. | kynght (kd1157) | 79.58 | 97% | 2023-05-31 |
| 15307. | Alex (liltypist44) | 79.58 | 96% | 2021-01-25 |
| 15308. | Wai-lam (inkev) | 79.57 | 88% | 2017-02-14 |
| 15309. | AirFilled (airfilled) | 79.57 | 95.5% | 2023-08-16 |
| 15310. | Zen (p3ngy) | 79.57 | 98% | 2022-03-15 |
| 15311. | Branched (branchedstem) | 79.57 | 95% | 2022-01-11 |
| 15312. | Laura (lauraab) | 79.57 | 98% | 2021-01-18 |
| 15313. | Dave (buckofalltrades) | 79.57 | 89% | 2012-01-24 |
| 15314. | tstats[s2dent] (s2dent) | 79.57 | 91% | 2014-10-29 |
| 15315. | Athan (athan29) | 79.57 | 96% | 2014-08-17 |
| 15316. | Timon (timonk) | 79.56 | 97% | 2021-02-11 |
| 15317. | Rodney (lexemic) | 79.56 | 88% | 2012-12-09 |
| 15318. | lex (lextonti) | 79.56 | 92% | 2014-10-30 |
| 15319. | Erik (eletendre) | 79.55 | 96% | 2015-03-22 |
| 15320. | safetyfirst (ew221_) | 79.55 | 95% | 2016-05-11 |
| 15321. | Youssef Amir (ibn_amir) | 79.55 | 97% | 2022-12-01 |
| 15322. | EconEdgeLinch (linch8) | 79.55 | 97% | 2021-09-15 |
| 15323. | Judah (chewyglue) | 79.55 | 96% | 2023-04-03 |
| 15324. | Andrew (spearsa17) | 79.55 | 93% | 2015-08-17 |
| 15325. | Maryanne (seakist) | 79.55 | 96% | 2014-04-05 |
| 15326. | DJ (derrejchen) | 79.55 | 90% | 2016-02-16 |
| 15327. | Sidharth (iamsidman17) | 79.55 | 96% | 2021-10-21 |
| 15328. | Steffen (pzypher) | 79.55 | — | 2010-12-04 |
| 15329. | Jake (pickofdestiny) | 79.55 | 93% | 2013-07-12 |
| 15330. | Mickmousemoose (mickmousemo... | 79.54 | 95% | 2022-04-26 |
| 15331. | James (wnston) | 79.54 | 94% | 2020-08-26 |
| 15332. | Atif (pakistan_786) | 79.54 | 98% | 2020-12-02 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |