So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1535. | Thomas (shawstudio) | 117.62 | 96% | 2014-11-06 |
| 1536. | Canadian (killzaa) | 117.60 | 99% | 2021-01-08 |
| 1537. | Kevin (kevinhash1) | 117.59 | 97% | 2012-10-13 |
| 1538. | Archel (archflo) | 117.57 | 97% | 2015-05-05 |
| 1539. | Chris (fhondubity) | 117.56 | — | 2010-11-01 |
| 1540. | Joseph (kisachi) | 117.54 | 98% | 2020-07-18 |
| 1541. | Jeff (jeffbaker) | 117.54 | 96% | 2012-10-20 |
| 1542. | hopeless...wrecked (_navdee... | 117.53 | 98% | 2020-04-25 |
| 1543. | billypeppin (billypeppin) | 117.53 | 99% | 2021-09-06 |
| 1544. | onorarono (onorarono) | 117.50 | 97% | 2014-06-24 |
| 1545. | Lucy (lucjia) | 117.49 | 98% | 2022-06-23 |
| 1546. | Alex (illtypemaster) | 117.49 | — | 2010-06-19 |
| 1547. | Kevin (wynterlegacy) | 117.48 | — | 2009-03-18 |
| 1548. | Shonnnn (shon2) | 117.47 | 99% | 2015-09-04 |
| 1549. | Sian Caleb (promechanics) | 117.47 | 99% | 2020-07-14 |
| 1550. | Enoch (tangenoch) | 117.46 | 95% | 2011-11-20 |
| 1551. | Victoria C (viccy) | 117.43 | 95% | 2012-10-07 |
| 1552. | Patrick (pzuknome) | 117.43 | 97% | 2018-05-29 |
| 1553. | Cowbell (morris_l) | 117.42 | 97% | 2021-12-04 |
| 1554. | _____ (husixu1) | 117.41 | 100% | 2023-05-05 |
| 1555. | Jk2 (jeketool) | 117.41 | — | 2010-07-15 |
| 1556. | Alex (wagglegoat) | 117.41 | 96% | 2012-12-29 |
| 1557. | Demon (demon666) | 117.40 | — | 2009-06-05 |
| 1558. | Chris (charlie10) | 117.40 | 98% | 2014-03-05 |
| 1559. | Ma (silma) | 117.39 | 99% | 2012-11-17 |
| 1560. | Lennon (macgeek2005) | 117.39 | 96% | 2011-09-22 |
| 1561. | Peter (pfak101) | 117.37 | 98% | 2014-11-25 |
| 1562. | Zamorak (onyxia) | 117.36 | 93% | 2012-04-20 |
| 1563. | ansix2 (sworn) | 117.35 | 98% | 2020-05-01 |
| 1564. | RecoH86 (recoh86) | 117.34 | 98% | 2017-09-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |