I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1255. | Micha (derpeus) | 96.62 | 97.9% | 2024-04-09 |
| 1256. | Denis (carvedseven) | 96.61 | 97.5% | 2024-11-09 |
| 1257. | Colin (colinn02) | 96.60 | 97% | 2023-05-23 |
| 1258. | alpha (alphawoman) | 96.60 | 96.7% | 2024-01-29 |
| 1259. | Mo D (mookiekulit) | 96.59 | 97.4% | 2024-01-27 |
| 1260. | amelia (ielia) | 96.57 | 97% | 2024-02-24 |
| 1261. | Nickey (nickeynut) | 96.53 | 96.7% | 2024-12-03 |
| 1262. | asdf (rushlync) | 96.51 | 97% | 2023-12-16 |
| 1263. | Kai (cheongengkai) | 96.45 | 97.3% | 2024-04-14 |
| 1264. | 100wpmbelike (wadehuang1992) | 96.44 | 99% | 2023-07-25 |
| 1265. | michu (michuuu) | 96.43 | 98% | 2024-04-17 |
| 1266. | Vodkie (averagebottleofvodka) | 96.42 | 96.8% | 2025-01-15 |
| 1267. | starry nights (iamsatanic) | 96.41 | 99% | 2024-03-30 |
| 1268. | violinninja (violinninja) | 96.40 | 97% | 2025-02-20 |
| 1269. | Slopoke (yuckybanana) | 96.39 | 98% | 2024-01-15 |
| 1270. | Ryan (direwolf05) | 96.37 | 97.8% | 2025-01-08 |
| 1271. | JanBa (pythonbyte) | 96.35 | 96% | 2023-04-18 |
| 1272. | prodigy166 (prodigy16) | 96.33 | 97% | 2024-03-26 |
| 1273. | malfple_recurva (malfple_re... | 96.33 | 98.8% | 2025-01-03 |
| 1274. | pi3_14 (NQ) (pi3_14) | 96.32 | 97.9% | 2025-01-06 |
| 1275. | Kirin (kirin_1) | 96.31 | 96.4% | 2024-09-22 |
| 1276. | supra432005 (supra4232005) | 96.31 | 96.3% | 2023-12-31 |
| 1277. | Donald Smith (dmanjizzle) | 96.26 | 97% | 2025-02-18 |
| 1278. | mostfuriousracer (mostfurious) | 96.26 | 97.4% | 2024-02-02 |
| 1279. | Lucas (st3ezy) | 96.25 | 96.8% | 2023-09-24 |
| 1280. | Mircox (mircozen) | 96.24 | 97.1% | 2024-03-15 |
| 1281. | NL (nightlaurel) | 96.22 | 96.5% | 2023-10-23 |
| 1282. | Sun (sunflower61) | 96.22 | 98% | 2023-05-10 |
| 1283. | Justin (woobsz) | 96.19 | 99% | 2023-08-04 |
| 1284. | AsadCoder (darkterror07) | 96.18 | 97.1% | 2025-05-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |