I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7799. | Neo Cleric (feedmyballs) | 92.58 | 95% | 2023-09-05 |
| 7800. | Ozma (ozma0foz) | 92.58 | 97% | 2024-12-06 |
| 7801. | Johnny (projikts) | 92.58 | 97.7% | 2021-02-04 |
| 7802. | John (typist426) | 92.58 | 98% | 2017-08-24 |
| 7803. | Pawel (hitman117) | 92.57 | 100% | 2021-08-27 |
| 7804. | sander (sander_blaadjes) | 92.57 | 96% | 2018-03-19 |
| 7805. | Isaac (caelstrasza) | 92.57 | 87% | 2017-01-28 |
| 7806. | Ez (ezpass) | 92.56 | 97% | 2022-05-28 |
| 7807. | Mohd (mohd_shaikh) | 92.56 | 97% | 2018-05-18 |
| 7808. | Jpjt (jyrah) | 92.56 | 97.2% | 2023-11-13 |
| 7809. | Steven (fasting) | 92.55 | 99% | 2017-09-07 |
| 7810. | toenails_sauce (toenails_sa... | 92.55 | 98.6% | 2023-10-17 |
| 7811. | smpl (shivajreddy) | 92.54 | 99.7% | 2024-05-30 |
| 7812. | Alfa (alfawang) | 92.54 | 98% | 2018-10-18 |
| 7813. | Joshua (joshua172) | 92.54 | 98.4% | 2024-11-04 |
| 7814. | Lino (lgomez) | 92.54 | 97% | 2022-12-12 |
| 7815. | mochagrasius (ahmetissa) | 92.53 | 96.1% | 2024-09-21 |
| 7816. | Ezra (thedigitalallo) | 92.53 | 97.1% | 2024-08-07 |
| 7817. | JanBa (pythonbyte) | 92.53 | 96% | 2021-09-28 |
| 7818. | Rose (rustedham) | 92.52 | 98% | 2024-10-01 |
| 7819. | Michael (michaelam99) | 92.52 | 96.6% | 2023-11-21 |
| 7820. | ian (iqtang) | 92.51 | 97.3% | 2024-01-08 |
| 7821. | Bonjomon (asian_driver) | 92.51 | 95% | 2021-07-09 |
| 7822. | SMhd (smhd) | 92.51 | 97.4% | 2023-12-13 |
| 7823. | Max (eggrollccc) | 92.50 | 99% | 2021-11-17 |
| 7824. | L (ynajd) | 92.50 | 99% | 2017-06-26 |
| 7825. | James (jjmadness) | 92.50 | 98% | 2018-12-02 |
| 7826. | Tevefan (tevefan) | 92.49 | 97.7% | 2023-11-14 |
| 7827. | Kranhes (kranhes01_) | 92.49 | 97.2% | 2025-04-17 |
| 7828. | Saurabh (saurabh007) | 92.49 | 96% | 2024-10-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |