What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
—from The Office, a movie by Ricky Gervais
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| 1679. | Eros (tigeros) | 76.43 | 97% | 2019-06-10 |
| 1680. | WowPickles (wowpickles) | 76.42 | 97% | 2020-11-19 |
| 1681. | Teh (alias3e) | 76.40 | 99% | 2019-06-22 |
| 1682. | Jagonu (jagonu) | 76.39 | 96% | 2018-03-16 |
| 1683. | Leon (leon22) | 76.39 | 98% | 2018-01-21 |
| 1684. | Cyrus (zombie_kid_likes_tur... | 76.36 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
| 1685. | Kumar (kumar_thapa1) | 76.35 | 97% | 2019-06-24 |
| 1686. | William (wdk5013) | 76.31 | 96% | 2017-12-10 |
| 1687. | vitor (vitorbasso) | 76.30 | 98% | 2019-02-28 |
| 1688. | Not a dog (i_am_learning_to... | 76.27 | 97% | 2019-05-27 |
| 1689. | MooSaysCow (moosayscow) | 76.25 | 97% | 2018-03-07 |
| 1690. | Kristen (kristengreen) | 76.24 | 97% | 2019-07-20 |
| 1691. | Itay (itay_sherman) | 76.24 | 97% | 2020-05-20 |
| 1692. | Daniel (dring157) | 76.24 | 98% | 2019-12-05 |
| 1693. | Andrew (jewishpirate) | 76.23 | 96% | 2020-07-16 |
| 1694. | Life (don2712) | 76.22 | 96% | 2020-07-28 |
| 1695. | JanBa (pythonbyte) | 76.21 | 95% | 2020-07-16 |
| 1696. | Jeremy (definee) | 76.17 | 95% | 2018-12-16 |
| 1697. | ✨✨✨ (emp_t) | 76.14 | 95% | 2020-12-07 |
| 1698. | I'm slower than before :sku... | 76.13 | 96% | 2020-02-14 |
| 1699. | Gabe (mrhdz) | 76.13 | 96% | 2020-09-09 |
| 1700. | Derek (dtblanken81) | 76.12 | 98% | 2020-06-22 |
| 1701. | github.com/hirthanan (hirth... | 76.11 | 96% | 2020-11-27 |
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| 1703. | Alexander (olekpark) | 76.07 | 96% | 2020-10-26 |
| 1704. | mayimbe (mayimbe194) | 76.03 | 98% | 2020-01-24 |
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