The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7016. | Hans (hans007) | 96.33 | 98% | 2015-04-17 |
| 7017. | aice (aice_xx) | 96.33 | — | 2009-12-05 |
| 7018. | h3half (h3half) | 96.32 | 96% | 2015-08-04 |
| 7019. | Ted (macfan) | 96.32 | 99% | 2020-08-31 |
| 7020. | Ajstyle (ajityahoo876) | 96.32 | 95% | 2013-01-08 |
| 7021. | Angela (medoricho) | 96.32 | — | 2010-09-06 |
| 7022. | Joe (neimad7) | 96.31 | 97% | 2021-06-22 |
| 7023. | Charlie (swordmole) | 96.31 | 99% | 2020-06-21 |
| 7024. | Juan (juanyougay) | 96.31 | 99% | 2021-10-06 |
| 7025. | Michael (mikefarmer01) | 96.31 | 96% | 2015-10-31 |
| 7026. | Bleh (entropian) | 96.31 | 99% | 2019-04-25 |
| 7027. | Hemo (zanybuttlicker69) | 96.30 | 97% | 2022-05-03 |
| 7028. | Eric (wojito) | 96.30 | 95% | 2013-10-13 |
| 7029. | Chinatsu (tsuremodose_jp) | 96.30 | 99% | 2020-08-19 |
| 7030. | HiHowIsYourDay (hihowisyour... | 96.30 | 98% | 2021-03-22 |
| 7031. | Spike (joeyseveros) | 96.30 | — | 2011-03-21 |
| 7032. | JanBa (pythonbyte) | 96.29 | 97% | 2021-12-02 |
| 7033. | ninja (riddickbr) | 96.29 | 98% | 2022-07-10 |
| 7034. | Caroline (heyimcaroline) | 96.29 | — | 2010-04-03 |
| 7035. | Maynard (mjk1964) | 96.29 | 96% | 2012-10-16 |
| 7036. | 2 Austin (_8(|) (2atrain742) | 96.29 | 96% | 2017-02-03 |
| 7037. | Tudor (tudi) | 96.28 | 95% | 2014-07-29 |
| 7038. | fortenforge (fortenforge) | 96.28 | 94% | 2016-02-07 |
| 7039. | Faa (faa7) | 96.28 | 97% | 2019-04-18 |
| 7040. | EtherealFog (etherealfog) | 96.27 | 98% | 2019-02-18 |
| 7041. | Vengence99 (vengence99) | 96.27 | 96% | 2021-03-09 |
| 7042. | (maybenonquit) | 96.27 | 97% | 2020-02-19 |
| 7043. | jonathan (cyberpsycho) | 96.27 | 99% | 2019-10-31 |
| 7044. | Alex (syphon9) | 96.27 | 96% | 2015-11-23 |
| 7045. | Kai (firefreak) | 96.27 | 98% | 2016-02-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |