I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6689. | Silence (1wist) | 99.99 | 99% | 2021-03-06 |
| 6690. | Stefan (sstefann) | 99.99 | 98% | 2021-02-23 |
| 6691. | notAtypist (totally_not) | 99.98 | 99% | 2022-10-14 |
| 6692. | TaxEvader324 (taxevader324) | 99.98 | 98.8% | 2024-02-26 |
| 6693. | ßönßön® (bsamontinajr) | 99.98 | 99% | 2018-04-23 |
| 6694. | Rowan (rorokell5) | 99.97 | 98.2% | 2023-09-15 |
| 6695. | parth (parthvaghela) | 99.97 | 99% | 2022-04-23 |
| 6696. | Ewii (ewii) | 99.97 | 99% | 2022-03-15 |
| 6697. | Karl (karl_learns_steno) | 99.97 | 96% | 2020-01-14 |
| 6698. | Zoe (zoerty) | 99.97 | 99% | 2018-05-27 |
| 6699. | Neil (xwov) | 99.96 | 97% | 2019-03-29 |
| 6700. | Mick (m_flo) | 99.96 | 97% | 2017-12-14 |
| 6701. | bombstrap. (bombstrap) | 99.96 | 98.2% | 2025-01-21 |
| 6702. | qwerty443 (qwerty443) | 99.95 | 97.3% | 2023-10-08 |
| 6703. | Loki (loki_kingcobruh) | 99.95 | 96% | 2021-06-03 |
| 6704. | Cyberwolf (cyberwolf555) | 99.95 | 99% | 2025-12-23 |
| 6705. | Someone (18lauey2) | 99.94 | 96% | 2019-04-13 |
| 6706. | py (pytech) | 99.94 | 99.4% | 2023-06-20 |
| 6707. | Devin (spratty) | 99.94 | 96% | 2018-04-08 |
| 6708. | chickfilaer (chickfilaer) | 99.93 | 97% | 2019-12-23 |
| 6709. | Grace (gchoi00) | 99.93 | 99% | 2026-04-16 |
| 6710. | Keek (kekerico) | 99.93 | 97% | 2025-11-05 |
| 6711. | Choi (virtualsphere) | 99.93 | 99% | 2018-09-23 |
| 6712. | Chimney (chimneywastaken) | 99.93 | 98.2% | 2024-06-18 |
| 6713. | Anguu (anguubeef) | 99.93 | 99% | 2021-09-30 |
| 6714. | (facehunt) | 99.93 | 94% | 2017-02-04 |
| 6715. | Vroom (mariotaughtmetyping) | 99.93 | 99% | 2018-06-19 |
| 6716. | V (bombstrap_) | 99.92 | 98% | 2018-08-04 |
| 6717. | Jeoff (7dollarburrito) | 99.92 | 98% | 2020-11-12 |
| 6718. | buruum (buruum) | 99.92 | 98% | 2021-04-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |