So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13605. | James (beatnik307) | 78.94 | 96% | 2015-09-17 |
| 13606. | Helena (hfaustine) | 78.94 | 97% | 2015-10-01 |
| 13607. | Pop (floppying) | 78.94 | 98% | 2021-06-09 |
| 13608. | Storm (aerofivek) | 78.94 | 96% | 2023-04-17 |
| 13609. | tstats[jaadunath] (jaadunath) | 78.94 | 98% | 2022-06-22 |
| 13610. | Hogenix (hogenix) | 78.94 | 95% | 2021-06-30 |
| 13611. | Gor (goroid) | 78.93 | 98% | 2014-03-06 |
| 13612. | acrazyplayer (acrazyplayer) | 78.93 | 93% | 2012-08-21 |
| 13613. | Ariel (aricori21) | 78.93 | 96% | 2020-01-09 |
| 13614. | Abdullah (abdullahuppal) | 78.93 | 99% | 2021-08-27 |
| 13615. | biscuit (biscuit112) | 78.93 | 96% | 2022-01-13 |
| 13616. | muchinchai (muchinchai) | 78.92 | 99% | 2021-06-19 |
| 13617. | phauxy (phauxy) | 78.92 | 96% | 2023-02-09 |
| 13618. | Naixi (zephyrblade428) | 78.92 | 96% | 2020-03-06 |
| 13619. | Chase (chase626) | 78.92 | 99% | 2022-04-18 |
| 13620. | Simon (soppatorsk) | 78.92 | 97% | 2021-03-31 |
| 13621. | S A U N A (sauna) | 78.91 | 98% | 2015-02-02 |
| 13622. | \-vVv-/ (john_e) | 78.91 | 97% | 2012-09-25 |
| 13623. | Mr Happy (mr_happy) | 78.91 | 90% | 2014-08-03 |
| 13624. | kamalesan (kamalesan) | 78.91 | 99% | 2022-12-07 |
| 13625. | Killyan (killyan) | 78.91 | 97% | 2014-03-24 |
| 13626. | Dea (pitkts) | 78.91 | 97% | 2021-05-12 |
| 13627. | Norbert (norbearr) | 78.91 | 98% | 2021-04-24 |
| 13628. | py (pytech) | 78.91 | 98% | 2022-11-01 |
| 13629. | Tim (karn1vore) | 78.90 | 97% | 2011-12-12 |
| 13630. | Andrés (failtrex) | 78.90 | 97% | 2019-10-18 |
| 13631. | Theo (theoi) | 78.90 | 96% | 2021-03-26 |
| 13632. | HD (hdcodecj) | 78.90 | 96% | 2022-08-16 |
| 13633. | Le (badragon) | 78.89 | 96% | 2013-02-18 |
| 13634. | JongYoon (jongq) | 78.89 | 97% | 2017-09-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |