The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2764. | FartMaster2003 (unpog) | 112.87 | 96% | 2021-12-30 |
| 2765. | Kenneth (kennethh) | 112.87 | — | 2011-02-15 |
| 2766. | timothy (timmysuh904) | 112.86 | 98% | 2020-06-08 |
| 2767. | Black Rose Quits (brandnew7... | 112.85 | 97% | 2022-08-28 |
| 2768. | chunky (wbcracer) | 112.85 | 99% | 2019-11-10 |
| 2769. | Jose (relictus) | 112.84 | 97% | 2015-09-21 |
| 2770. | Greg (yaohan) | 112.83 | 99% | 2023-02-01 |
| 2771. | Vent (general_vent) | 112.82 | 98% | 2019-12-15 |
| 2772. | Ben (imsortafast) | 112.82 | 96% | 2013-09-20 |
| 2773. | Shane (simplyshane) | 112.81 | 99% | 2016-12-31 |
| 2774. | Miguel (mimigz) | 112.80 | 97% | 2015-11-18 |
| 2775. | criasier (criasier) | 112.79 | 98% | 2022-05-06 |
| 2776. | SpicyBoi (aedsman) | 112.79 | 98% | 2022-07-02 |
| 2777. | batbold (bb__) | 112.77 | 100% | 2023-07-27 |
| 2778. | aedN (aednnn) | 112.77 | 98% | 2018-01-22 |
| 2779. | Jiysus (jiysus) | 112.77 | 94% | 2013-08-27 |
| 2780. | Shawn (filipinofriend) | 112.76 | 99% | 2022-10-07 |
| 2781. | Herman (pyrophilic) | 112.76 | 97% | 2013-06-19 |
| 2782. | kek (vxwooh) | 112.76 | 96% | 2013-03-28 |
| 2783. | francisco (francisco85) | 112.76 | 96% | 2012-09-14 |
| 2784. | Koos (koos) | 112.75 | 98% | 2014-01-07 |
| 2785. | Karlie (karlie1234) | 112.75 | 97% | 2016-05-03 |
| 2786. | yee (lalaimpala) | 112.74 | 98% | 2022-03-29 |
| 2787. | Allan (theallang) | 112.74 | — | 2010-09-08 |
| 2788. | Tien (thetientran) | 112.73 | 98% | 2022-12-30 |
| 2789. | Ray (iconoclasm84) | 112.73 | 99% | 2015-05-28 |
| 2790. | Robert (rmsmeaton) | 112.72 | 96% | 2014-01-04 |
| 2791. | Pabst (pabst) | 112.72 | 97% | 2019-05-01 |
| 2792. | Alexander (need4speed402) | 112.71 | 98% | 2023-01-27 |
| 2793. | Swan (swanwrona) | 112.71 | 97% | 2017-12-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |