And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 32666. | Carlos (dustichux867) | 58.05 | 89% | 2015-03-11 |
| 32667. | Shahraz (shahrazakhter) | 58.05 | 95% | 2023-03-05 |
| 32668. | Yeraen (yeraen) | 58.05 | 96% | 2016-08-17 |
| 32669. | cihat (meanyack) | 58.05 | — | 2011-03-06 |
| 32670. | Not a Guest (lazydev2017) | 58.04 | 97% | 2018-06-02 |
| 32671. | michael (mlam10293) | 58.04 | 88% | 2016-01-01 |
| 32672. | JC42 (joyouschicken42) | 58.04 | 95% | 2023-07-09 |
| 32673. | Mahdi (mkal1375) | 58.04 | 97% | 2020-08-12 |
| 32674. | Vuong (domiladomifa) | 58.04 | — | 2010-06-07 |
| 32675. | hecor (1024bits) | 58.04 | 98% | 2014-02-13 |
| 32676. | nick (colleyferdez) | 58.04 | 94% | 2012-06-05 |
| 32677. | insta_AydinR1K (aydinyt) | 58.03 | 95% | 2020-09-25 |
| 32678. | Kaleb (eragon7319) | 58.03 | 96% | 2021-01-27 |
| 32679. | Zyad (zyad0magdy) | 58.03 | 95% | 2021-04-12 |
| 32680. | Jimmy (dennde) | 58.03 | 97% | 2021-01-27 |
| 32681. | Hải (haile6302) | 58.03 | 96% | 2016-04-08 |
| 32682. | Shahriar Jubayer (jubayer03) | 58.02 | 96% | 2022-09-03 |
| 32683. | VJCP (vpads) | 58.02 | 96% | 2020-12-08 |
| 32684. | Eric (kusikimi) | 58.02 | 95% | 2019-01-03 |
| 32685. | Grammy (pyrex) | 58.02 | 94% | 2016-04-02 |
| 32686. | barry (mixhype) | 58.02 | — | 2010-05-07 |
| 32687. | yun woo (yunnythewoo) | 58.02 | 91% | 2016-09-26 |
| 32688. | elviejo (elviejo) | 58.02 | — | 2011-01-04 |
| 32689. | Asif (asif_khan) | 58.02 | 96% | 2012-02-17 |
| 32690. | Rei (reitch) | 58.01 | 94% | 2013-11-07 |
| 32691. | Dhanushka (dnush) | 58.01 | 94% | 2020-11-10 |
| 32692. | T.Hex (rrgautam93) | 58.01 | 92% | 2015-06-03 |
| 32693. | unholy (virus_) | 58.00 | 97% | 2022-07-02 |
| 32694. | fahim ashhab (ash_bot) | 58.00 | 96.8% | 2023-10-29 |
| 32695. | Jason (jasonguenther123) | 58.00 | 85% | 2016-12-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |