I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11593. | TImothy (timot3a) | 84.71 | 97% | 2021-03-13 |
| 11594. | Jack (touvski) | 84.70 | 97.2% | 2025-01-21 |
| 11595. | ChrisM22 (chrism22) | 84.70 | 95% | 2020-06-12 |
| 11596. | Blue (blue4269) | 84.70 | 97% | 2019-11-21 |
| 11597. | Ashiq (hussain55555) | 84.70 | 97% | 2022-07-05 |
| 11598. | Mattstak (mastak) | 84.70 | 98% | 2022-05-20 |
| 11599. | Brian (brianbanri) | 84.70 | 98% | 2021-08-18 |
| 11600. | konami (konami_kirakira) | 84.69 | 95% | 2025-02-24 |
| 11601. | Fricoman (ltossit) | 84.69 | 98% | 2023-01-21 |
| 11602. | George (gmorf) | 84.69 | 99% | 2023-01-06 |
| 11603. | Wayne (wisepvp) | 84.69 | 97% | 2018-11-01 |
| 11604. | dolan (dolanfolan) | 84.69 | 98% | 2019-04-22 |
| 11605. | Emil (conv22) | 84.69 | 96% | 2023-04-07 |
| 11606. | Joe (fireflygrave) | 84.69 | 99% | 2021-04-03 |
| 11607. | Chestera (chestera) | 84.69 | 97% | 2021-03-25 |
| 11608. | cerapas (cerapas) | 84.69 | 98% | 2017-07-06 |
| 11609. | Geese (geese955) | 84.68 | 97.6% | 2024-03-08 |
| 11610. | Suhas (suhaskurup) | 84.68 | 97% | 2020-06-05 |
| 11611. | Pranav Abraham (pranavabe) | 84.68 | 99% | 2021-04-26 |
| 11612. | Pyren (pyren83) | 84.68 | 98% | 2021-08-02 |
| 11613. | Alikhan (alikhan880) | 84.68 | 98% | 2018-01-31 |
| 11614. | mootyhoot (mootyhoot) | 84.67 | 96% | 2023-01-27 |
| 11615. | Emile (psamuthis) | 84.67 | 98% | 2017-09-10 |
| 11616. | Papa2ChainZ (elvaton) | 84.66 | 99% | 2022-03-12 |
| 11617. | Eugene (lilgene1) | 84.66 | 97% | 2021-11-15 |
| 11618. | r (chilt) | 84.66 | 98% | 2018-10-31 |
| 11619. | IBRAIM5URFER (ibrahimpro) | 84.66 | 99% | 2021-05-09 |
| 11620. | Aman (aman_msr) | 84.65 | 99% | 2021-04-21 |
| 11621. | Terra (terranavis) | 84.65 | 96% | 2022-12-09 |
| 11622. | Albert (albastardoto) | 84.64 | 98% | 2020-04-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |