When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
Active since November 11, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2426. | Abhinav (abhinavpal0987) | 110.43 | 98.6% | 2024-01-03 |
| 2427. | say (sayjay) | 110.43 | 98% | 2017-08-02 |
| 2428. | Tony (cathulu12345) | 110.41 | 97% | 2023-10-02 |
| 2429. | Louie (louietien) | 110.41 | 97.6% | 2024-01-04 |
| 2430. | laddy (laddy) | 110.41 | 97% | 2023-03-01 |
| 2431. | Rob (rstefanic) | 110.40 | 98% | 2020-10-17 |
| 2432. | Jimmie (jimzo) | 110.39 | 99% | 2026-02-02 |
| 2433. | Jasper (jaspernl) | 110.39 | 96% | 2017-04-13 |
| 2434. | Ethan (contextual) | 110.38 | 95.9% | 2024-11-10 |
| 2435. | Not (skinnypeen_) | 110.37 | 98% | 2024-01-02 |
| 2436. | alweinad (alweinad) | 110.37 | 98% | 2021-10-10 |
| 2437. | ThatLastWaffle (thatlastwaf... | 110.36 | 96.6% | 2024-12-16 |
| 2438. | NO WAR ON IRAN (guppypugs) | 110.34 | 99.4% | 2024-08-07 |
| 2439. | Viki (roastedice) | 110.34 | 98% | 2025-06-04 |
| 2440. | average discord mod (ifeelp... | 110.33 | 97% | 2022-07-31 |
| 2441. | Mirek (mireknguyen) | 110.32 | 97.4% | 2023-09-26 |
| 2442. | Chad (pyrelight) | 110.31 | 99% | 2024-10-05 |
| 2443. | Sazu (sazujr) | 110.31 | 97% | 2022-06-13 |
| 2444. | Beket (bayemirov) | 110.31 | 98.1% | 2024-10-22 |
| 2445. | armortec (darthmouth) | 110.31 | 96% | 2019-01-25 |
| 2446. | Seiji (sati2030) | 110.30 | 98% | 2025-11-17 |
| 2447. | Strong (im_strong_john) | 110.29 | 98% | 2025-05-16 |
| 2448. | Lord (planta) | 110.29 | 98.3% | 2024-02-29 |
| 2449. | Aria (juicyhaluja) | 110.28 | 98% | 2021-03-09 |
| 2450. | Adrian (adrianvn789) | 110.28 | 99% | 2023-10-02 |
| 2451. | napkin (call_me_napkin) | 110.28 | 97% | 2020-10-13 |
| 2452. | (clairo) | 110.28 | 99% | 2019-12-16 |
| 2453. | timebombed (timebombed) | 110.27 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 2454. | Bradon (safij) | 110.27 | 98% | 2025-03-09 |
| 2455. | ok (krolutrath) | 110.27 | 99% | 2017-02-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |