The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23109. | Anastacia (katn1nja4) | 67.20 | 96% | 2020-03-11 |
| 23110. | annelise (annelise123) | 67.20 | 94% | 2021-02-08 |
| 23111. | Mathew (mathewvg) | 67.20 | 98% | 2022-06-23 |
| 23112. | comboBox (combobox) | 67.20 | 92% | 2013-01-28 |
| 23113. | Christoffer (poetastrophe) | 67.20 | 95% | 2016-09-18 |
| 23114. | Tomasz (elpero) | 67.20 | 94% | 2015-10-06 |
| 23115. | devrik (devrik) | 67.20 | 96% | 2012-01-12 |
| 23116. | Jared (jthom779) | 67.19 | 95% | 2015-09-19 |
| 23117. | Cledus123 (cledus123) | 67.19 | 95% | 2022-08-04 |
| 23118. | Zhora (zhora123) | 67.19 | 97% | 2022-09-27 |
| 23119. | Carrie (cakac) | 67.19 | 93% | 2014-07-18 |
| 23120. | Aritra (zackhacks) | 67.18 | 98% | 2021-07-05 |
| 23121. | Cracker (cracker02) | 67.18 | 95% | 2021-05-11 |
| 23122. | Marijan (chevap) | 67.18 | 90% | 2016-10-20 |
| 23123. | Nice (nicebanter) | 67.18 | 87% | 2017-02-09 |
| 23124. | Juliano (julianosott) | 67.18 | 97% | 2013-12-06 |
| 23125. | Pyop (pyop) | 67.17 | 95% | 2021-08-30 |
| 23126. | Kasia (sokoleoko2046) | 67.17 | 95% | 2012-09-20 |
| 23127. | Zyllyana (zyllyan) | 67.17 | 94% | 2018-10-04 |
| 23128. | Moriarty (reepchieep) | 67.17 | 94% | 2014-06-24 |
| 23129. | WO MAN (lwm1116) | 67.17 | — | 2008-09-12 |
| 23130. | PrPr (jas6429) | 67.17 | 96% | 2013-06-28 |
| 23131. | Cybharg (bhargavac) | 67.17 | 93% | 2013-06-05 |
| 23132. | Adam (apollo1) | 67.17 | 95% | 2015-11-11 |
| 23133. | Yash (yash23) | 67.16 | 97% | 2021-11-16 |
| 23134. | JSlyk (jslyk) | 67.16 | 95% | 2021-12-02 |
| 23135. | Jonny (karunakaruna) | 67.16 | 89% | 2011-06-17 |
| 23136. | Mari (cool3eb) | 67.16 | 98% | 2011-06-07 |
| 23137. | Chance (chances019) | 67.16 | 95% | 2015-01-09 |
| 23138. | michael (mlam10293) | 67.15 | 94% | 2016-01-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |