The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1719. | (lotuspirate) | 118.99 | 98% | 2011-10-01 |
| 1720. | (morticia94) | 118.98 | 98% | 2019-03-29 |
| 1721. | Dagon (purplebeard1) | 118.98 | 96% | 2012-10-04 |
| 1722. | (trebula13579) | 118.97 | 98% | 2019-04-10 |
| 1723. | (shahriarrrrr) | 118.95 | 99% | 2023-02-09 |
| 1724. | (calvindawgz) | 118.94 | 98% | 2016-08-25 |
| 1725. | (nyfee) | 118.94 | 98% | 2022-02-04 |
| 1726. | (wuhchuknow) | 118.94 | 99% | 2016-03-22 |
| 1727. | (lagnared) | 118.94 | 98% | 2015-02-26 |
| 1728. | (greenlotion) | 118.94 | 97% | 2012-07-06 |
| 1729. | (srk10) | 118.93 | — | 2010-10-26 |
| 1730. | Timo (urmaul) | 118.93 | 98% | 2015-09-14 |
| 1731. | (thekdizzle) | 118.93 | 93% | 2016-01-05 |
| 1732. | (efang) | 118.92 | 99% | 2017-06-20 |
| 1733. | Joe (carrotdrill) | 118.92 | 98.1% | 2021-02-28 |
| 1734. | (saucysemite) | 118.91 | 97% | 2011-09-21 |
| 1735. | nonquit account (kiddofnort... | 118.90 | 92% | 2012-09-26 |
| 1736. | You (pylon) | 118.90 | 99% | 2014-05-26 |
| 1737. | madsin5022 (pmadhukar2) | 118.89 | 98% | 2015-07-01 |
| 1738. | (deliciousbrains) | 118.89 | — | 2009-11-04 |
| 1739. | (guest77) | 118.89 | 99% | 2014-12-07 |
| 1740. | (attractiveguy1211) | 118.88 | 99% | 2018-07-02 |
| 1741. | (ssj_melee) | 118.87 | 95% | 2014-01-18 |
| 1742. | (realrealyalan) | 118.87 | 98% | 2018-11-17 |
| 1743. | chusen (chusen99) | 118.86 | 99% | 2022-08-26 |
| 1744. | (nikacaramel) | 118.86 | 98% | 2011-11-18 |
| 1745. | (cal2025) | 118.86 | 98% | 2015-08-20 |
| 1746. | (katya) | 118.86 | — | 2009-04-16 |
| 1747. | (thisiswhatwecalltragedy) | 118.85 | — | 2009-04-16 |
| 1748. | (shinymoogle) | 118.84 | 99% | 2013-09-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |