The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8286. | zach (tabako) | 92.42 | 96% | 2011-09-29 |
| 8287. | Aj (nitchrickson) | 92.41 | 98.5% | 2024-05-15 |
| 8288. | Icepanda (icepanda501) | 92.41 | 98.3% | 2024-02-14 |
| 8289. | ray (raymondstance) | 92.41 | 97.8% | 2023-12-21 |
| 8290. | Beiko (beiko) | 92.41 | 97% | 2021-08-14 |
| 8291. | Vince (viperclutch) | 92.41 | 96.3% | 2024-02-25 |
| 8292. | Dex (dexbuff) | 92.41 | 97% | 2021-01-11 |
| 8293. | ztele (ztele) | 92.40 | 97% | 2024-12-22 |
| 8294. | Matt (mspeed) | 92.40 | 93% | 2012-04-26 |
| 8295. | Lesson (lesson21) | 92.40 | 97% | 2015-09-04 |
| 8296. | s. (capslooock) | 92.40 | 98% | 2022-01-17 |
| 8297. | Muzammil Khan (muzammil7841) | 92.39 | 98% | 2025-08-13 |
| 8298. | beebooboop (beebooboop) | 92.39 | 97% | 2022-07-15 |
| 8299. | bill (kembojumbo) | 92.39 | 98% | 2021-01-21 |
| 8300. | James (dekudeku) | 92.39 | 93% | 2017-01-03 |
| 8301. | Kelsey (barlowgirl125) | 92.39 | 97% | 2017-08-19 |
| 8302. | niko (nikuruuuuu) | 92.38 | 98% | 2021-10-31 |
| 8303. | pykxe (pykxe_) | 92.38 | 97.2% | 2024-09-11 |
| 8304. | Fart Sniffer (mishen911) | 92.38 | 97% | 2022-01-20 |
| 8305. | Oliver (oliverbk) | 92.38 | 96% | 2014-08-27 |
| 8306. | Besnik (besnikkabashi) | 92.37 | 96% | 2015-02-18 |
| 8307. | Mr (mrpink_5) | 92.36 | 97.6% | 2024-02-19 |
| 8308. | zyqrjh (zyqrjh) | 92.36 | 97.8% | 2023-12-17 |
| 8309. | Momoteta (momoteta) | 92.36 | 98% | 2022-04-14 |
| 8310. | Koos (koos) | 92.36 | 94% | 2012-11-09 |
| 8311. | Nikola (p4nd0) | 92.35 | 95% | 2024-12-29 |
| 8312. | heyes (coffeeeeee) | 92.35 | 97.6% | 2024-03-19 |
| 8313. | Jeramy (jeramy_with_an_a) | 92.35 | 96.5% | 2025-01-18 |
| 8314. | Somebody (sd9f8uu) | 92.35 | 97% | 2024-06-02 |
| 8315. | Zack (puffy_muffin) | 92.35 | 95% | 2016-09-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |