I don't think stand-up should really work on the page, so the very existence of this book is an indication of my ultimate failure as a comedian. The text of a stand-up set should be so dependent on performance and tone that it can't really work on the page, otherwise it's just funny writing.
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9921. | Ezra (ezrablankmarks) | 87.08 | 97% | 2018-05-15 |
| 9922. | rxzhik (rxzhik) | 87.07 | 98% | 2024-03-22 |
| 9923. | H (harshitos) | 87.06 | 96% | 2025-10-17 |
| 9924. | mo (mobeats) | 87.06 | 95% | 2021-12-06 |
| 9925. | Manik2375 (manik2375) | 87.06 | 97% | 2022-08-28 |
| 9926. | redhood (realredhood) | 87.06 | 98% | 2023-03-29 |
| 9927. | Faizan (fishiaz) | 87.06 | 97% | 2022-03-13 |
| 9928. | Suhas (suhaskurup) | 87.06 | 98% | 2020-09-27 |
| 9929. | Nolan (notnolan) | 87.05 | 97% | 2022-06-02 |
| 9930. | Aidan (str6fes) | 87.05 | 97% | 2022-05-26 |
| 9931. | Artem (shadolproff) | 87.05 | 96% | 2022-04-27 |
| 9932. | Qizot (qizot) | 87.05 | 97% | 2020-09-08 |
| 9933. | jesse (jessef_9000) | 87.04 | 99% | 2022-09-01 |
| 9934. | Anthony (malcadh) | 87.04 | 97% | 2019-02-21 |
| 9935. | owais (yildirim_owais) | 87.04 | 97% | 2020-08-07 |
| 9936. | NickyPP (weenniecat) | 87.04 | 94% | 2025-08-26 |
| 9937. | Peter (pyesh) | 87.03 | 98% | 2019-11-14 |
| 9938. | Akira (akira1957) | 87.03 | 97% | 2018-05-27 |
| 9939. | bigrat.monster (fingerlessr... | 87.02 | 97% | 2025-04-04 |
| 9940. | bapes (bapes416) | 87.02 | 96% | 2025-07-24 |
| 9941. | Astrayyy (astrayyy) | 87.02 | 96% | 2019-08-29 |
| 9942. | Tashrif (tashrif_shahriar) | 87.02 | 99% | 2021-07-16 |
| 9943. | Urgency (urgency) | 87.02 | 97% | 2019-12-21 |
| 9944. | Fitri (endeavor42) | 87.02 | 96% | 2019-03-14 |
| 9945. | not_that (darkmaster_30) | 87.01 | 94% | 2023-06-11 |
| 9946. | Ahmad (ahmadsabbagh) | 87.00 | 98% | 2023-05-15 |
| 9947. | Ivan (expl1icity) | 87.00 | 97% | 2021-12-06 |
| 9948. | Paul (laule9) | 87.00 | 97% | 2023-01-19 |
| 9949. | md (duom_1432) | 87.00 | 98% | 2023-04-03 |
| 9950. | Duncan (micro_t) | 86.99 | 97% | 2022-11-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,947 | 85.52 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 77 | 91.25 | January 9, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 68.43 | May 1, 2024 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 82.07 | April 15, 2017 |