I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4052. | H (vigilantvillian_colemak) | 104.61 | 98.1% | 2024-11-22 |
| 4053. | Mustafa (mustafakhan205) | 104.60 | 98.2% | 2024-05-20 |
| 4054. | MUPH (muphine) | 104.60 | 98.5% | 2023-05-30 |
| 4055. | Leo (hogsh9862) | 104.60 | 97.1% | 2023-10-30 |
| 4056. | Slug (iwilltypefastoneday) | 104.60 | 99% | 2021-06-27 |
| 4057. | Mureed (mureed) | 104.60 | 96% | 2016-03-26 |
| 4058. | uniracer (uniracer) | 104.59 | 100% | 2016-09-05 |
| 4059. | Sabey (thesabe) | 104.59 | 96% | 2021-08-01 |
| 4060. | Pyry (pyry_ouri) | 104.58 | 98% | 2018-12-08 |
| 4061. | Henry (hit_games) | 104.57 | 98% | 2025-09-30 |
| 4062. | WiZaRoNi (wizaroni) | 104.56 | 96.9% | 2024-08-05 |
| 4063. | Edward (edwardtan1211) | 104.56 | 100% | 2022-07-07 |
| 4064. | Caio (caiouechi) | 104.56 | 96% | 2016-02-02 |
| 4065. | Bones (bonesmcjones) | 104.56 | 98% | 2018-05-04 |
| 4066. | Brent (bnottingham) | 104.56 | 99% | 2019-08-28 |
| 4067. | mikeswa (mikeswa) | 104.56 | 96% | 2019-05-08 |
| 4068. | pydu (pydu) | 104.55 | 98% | 2017-12-15 |
| 4069. | Mikael (mahorkankasvattaja) | 104.54 | 97.6% | 2025-02-09 |
| 4070. | Snowy (it_was_lag) | 104.54 | 97% | 2023-01-30 |
| 4071. | eric (ericliu04) | 104.54 | 97% | 2021-10-31 |
| 4072. | Olivia (livlev) | 104.54 | 100% | 2015-12-16 |
| 4073. | domesticturd (domesticturd) | 104.54 | 94% | 2016-01-15 |
| 4074. | miyu (naevis) | 104.53 | 99.2% | 2024-09-30 |
| 4075. | hellisgood (hellisgood) | 104.53 | 99.5% | 2025-02-28 |
| 4076. | Jordan (yurf) | 104.52 | 97% | 2018-04-12 |
| 4077. | Palmer (emrysite) | 104.52 | 96% | 2015-10-01 |
| 4078. | Ifar (mabrrrrr) | 104.52 | 99% | 2023-04-18 |
| 4079. | Kay (captain_sanae) | 104.52 | 98% | 2017-01-17 |
| 4080. | plants (_plants) | 104.52 | 96% | 2016-11-14 |
| 4081. | shehry (shehry) | 104.51 | 99% | 2025-09-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |