And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12671. | Crouton (a99966) | 92.18 | 98% | 2014-12-18 |
| 12672. | Parzha (parzha) | 92.17 | 98% | 2020-08-21 |
| 12673. | Gleemis (kidnaim) | 92.17 | 97% | 2020-08-30 |
| 12674. | Teresa (tskd) | 92.17 | — | 2010-04-07 |
| 12675. | Andres (avillarreal) | 92.17 | 100% | 2017-09-11 |
| 12676. | Dre (atarez) | 92.17 | 87% | 2013-11-14 |
| 12677. | UwU (dolhpin) | 92.16 | 94% | 2023-03-25 |
| 12678. | AJ (andymac) | 92.16 | 97% | 2016-01-26 |
| 12679. | Uros (uroskrunic1988) | 92.16 | 98% | 2021-02-11 |
| 12680. | Delgerskhn (thege) | 92.16 | 98% | 2022-03-04 |
| 12681. | road to 100wpm (getoar112) | 92.16 | 96% | 2020-04-05 |
| 12682. | Sindre (flyndrn) | 92.16 | 97% | 2014-04-09 |
| 12683. | Frank (frank44) | 92.16 | — | 2011-02-03 |
| 12684. | Bob (darcee) | 92.16 | 93% | 2014-05-09 |
| 12685. | Allegro1321 (allegro1321) | 92.16 | — | 2009-05-16 |
| 12686. | rohit_india (rohit_india) | 92.15 | 98% | 2020-09-03 |
| 12687. | pyco (pyco) | 92.14 | 96% | 2016-01-25 |
| 12688. | jc100hung (jc100hung) | 92.14 | 96% | 2016-09-14 |
| 12689. | Bradd (unholybradd) | 92.14 | 95% | 2014-08-25 |
| 12690. | Kiito (drybones41) | 92.14 | 99% | 2020-06-10 |
| 12691. | Alex (axr123) | 92.14 | 96% | 2011-10-11 |
| 12692. | kbd67 mkii dark jades (ligma) | 92.14 | 98% | 2018-11-26 |
| 12693. | Joel (jdoetsch) | 92.14 | 93% | 2014-01-05 |
| 12694. | Mayank (minkk777) | 92.13 | 97% | 2020-03-27 |
| 12695. | Smile325 (smile325) | 92.13 | 97% | 2023-08-13 |
| 12696. | tstats[medinasamuel89] (med... | 92.13 | 97% | 2012-09-11 |
| 12697. | Joshua (blue012399) | 92.13 | 94% | 2016-10-19 |
| 12698. | Bob (keepitsimple) | 92.13 | — | 2009-10-20 |
| 12699. | Jam (jamlovesham) | 92.13 | 96% | 2014-10-21 |
| 12700. | Delmo (guilledelmo) | 92.11 | 97% | 2019-04-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |