So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 34013. | Chris (somekoolguy) | 44.08 | 91% | 2012-06-12 |
| 34014. | Manish (manish_89) | 44.08 | 94% | 2020-05-08 |
| 34015. | tstats[salahf5] (salahf5) | 44.08 | 95% | 2020-08-19 |
| 34016. | Yu Xuan (rydle028) | 44.08 | 93% | 2020-04-24 |
| 34017. | Matt (matt_blum) | 44.08 | 93% | 2021-01-23 |
| 34018. | Sophia (candy) | 44.08 | — | 2008-10-20 |
| 34019. | Ashwini (ashrai) | 44.08 | 89% | 2012-11-02 |
| 34020. | Aanchal Sharma (aanchal_sha... | 44.07 | 94% | 2023-01-15 |
| 34021. | vovkalak (vovkalak) | 44.07 | 94% | 2021-03-29 |
| 34022. | Anup (humblehunter) | 44.07 | 91% | 2016-10-08 |
| 34023. | Varun_Shivaram (varun_shiva... | 44.06 | 94.1% | 2023-10-01 |
| 34024. | Toastify (tcatechofficial) | 44.06 | 95% | 2020-10-30 |
| 34025. | ashis (ashis73) | 44.06 | 97% | 2011-10-01 |
| 34026. | bhollas (bhollas) | 44.06 | — | 2011-03-29 |
| 34027. | bill (bill_brousalis) | 44.05 | 84% | 2017-01-11 |
| 34028. | Adam (krestik) | 44.05 | 96% | 2021-02-01 |
| 34029. | dan (danutz26) | 44.04 | 95% | 2022-05-16 |
| 34030. | (luclukiluc) | 44.04 | 95% | 2020-10-27 |
| 34031. | Zain (zain) | 44.04 | — | 2009-02-02 |
| 34032. | Mari (pwns) | 44.04 | — | 2010-07-06 |
| 34033. | Shade (shade7) | 44.03 | 86% | 2012-01-23 |
| 34034. | Parsa (parsa_barani) | 44.02 | 95% | 2021-03-13 |
| 34035. | karthick (cprogramkarthick@... | 44.02 | 86% | 2012-07-18 |
| 34036. | Wakwithu_LKamanga (wakwithu) | 44.01 | 95% | 2018-07-25 |
| 34037. | Mr.Mowgli (mr_mowgli) | 43.99 | 92.1% | 2023-10-25 |
| 34038. | Joshua (typer_maestero) | 43.99 | 95% | 2022-12-27 |
| 34039. | Kaung Myat Oo (kaungmyatoo7) | 43.99 | 94% | 2022-06-01 |
| 34040. | Omor (omor2) | 43.99 | 98% | 2019-11-03 |
| 34041. | Wasif (waxif_dad) | 43.99 | 93% | 2021-11-10 |
| 34042. | David (yourshadow13) | 43.99 | 89% | 2015-08-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |