So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21981. | Tonmaii (tonmaiii) | 65.10 | 94% | 2023-03-08 |
| 21982. | Mun (sy13197) | 65.10 | 97% | 2021-04-21 |
| 21983. | Philip (mil0ck) | 65.10 | 90% | 2014-07-01 |
| 21984. | Gary (ggaarryy12340) | 65.10 | 96.7% | 2021-01-28 |
| 21985. | Increasespeed (increasespeed) | 65.10 | 98% | 2012-09-22 |
| 21986. | DelBoski (delbboski) | 65.10 | 97% | 2017-11-13 |
| 21987. | Taylor (pemberton47) | 65.10 | 93% | 2012-11-17 |
| 21988. | Reuben (electriclzombie) | 65.10 | 97% | 2013-11-21 |
| 21989. | Amaranath (amaranathfodcgisl) | 65.09 | 98% | 2023-03-23 |
| 21990. | Terry (explodingbug4) | 65.09 | 91% | 2015-12-03 |
| 21991. | Ahmed (ahmedeid) | 65.09 | 92% | 2016-12-23 |
| 21992. | Harry (twister789) | 65.09 | 96% | 2023-01-12 |
| 21993. | Michal (buzna) | 65.09 | 97% | 2016-05-21 |
| 21994. | Bikram (wood_cutter) | 65.09 | 98% | 2021-06-23 |
| 21995. | Jan (shortext) | 65.09 | 96% | 2019-06-09 |
| 21996. | writing.com (rhodafeet) | 65.09 | 97% | 2016-02-27 |
| 21997. | Gaphnix (gaphnix) | 65.08 | 98% | 2022-05-27 |
| 21998. | Adam (triazo) | 65.08 | 92% | 2013-04-02 |
| 21999. | Gohan4723 (gohan4723) | 65.08 | 93% | 2014-08-27 |
| 22000. | Declan (mymumhitsme) | 65.08 | 94% | 2019-05-05 |
| 22001. | Paul (pwall149) | 65.08 | — | 2009-02-18 |
| 22002. | Mohammed (guitarist999) | 65.07 | 96% | 2022-03-22 |
| 22003. | lol (oknoted) | 65.07 | 96% | 2021-06-07 |
| 22004. | Udit (catherod) | 65.07 | 91% | 2017-05-11 |
| 22005. | Punisher (punisher2920) | 65.06 | 96% | 2022-12-19 |
| 22006. | Jacob (sinani206) | 65.06 | 91% | 2013-01-03 |
| 22007. | zarry (zarryc) | 65.06 | 93% | 2016-02-14 |
| 22008. | XXX (pitago) | 65.06 | 96% | 2015-10-26 |
| 22009. | Mahala (mahalakks) | 65.06 | 93% | 2011-11-19 |
| 22010. | Hovhannes (hovo87) | 65.06 | 95% | 2012-09-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |