As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3095. | Jason (salvatorejason) | 106.33 | 97.6% | 2021-01-30 |
| 3096. | William (williamc7879) | 106.33 | 96% | 2020-07-09 |
| 3097. | Ghost (gpioneer) | 106.31 | 97% | 2023-03-18 |
| 3098. | Jamie Muir (nalarium) | 106.30 | 98% | 2025-09-17 |
| 3099. | Wenbo (zwb1988) | 106.30 | 99% | 2021-09-12 |
| 3100. | sojo (sojoyes) | 106.29 | 99% | 2022-05-14 |
| 3101. | Andrew (taroth) | 106.27 | 98% | 2023-02-06 |
| 3102. | Flippers (willywonkathefear... | 106.27 | 96% | 2015-12-11 |
| 3103. | Red (akramab) | 106.26 | 98% | 2023-12-12 |
| 3104. | Ally (2_ally_) | 106.25 | 98.6% | 2025-05-04 |
| 3105. | Aditya (skymanaditya1) | 106.25 | 97.8% | 2024-08-24 |
| 3106. | joe (tsuki4) | 106.25 | 99% | 2021-04-17 |
| 3107. | Sven (svendiamond) | 106.25 | 94% | 2017-01-25 |
| 3108. | Johnny (onireves) | 106.25 | 98% | 2021-01-12 |
| 3109. | Hyojae (dafadore) | 106.24 | 96% | 2018-06-11 |
| 3110. | Poop (poppahns) | 106.24 | 97% | 2017-07-29 |
| 3111. | Puzzite (puzzite) | 106.23 | 98% | 2023-07-19 |
| 3112. | David (leepictrollexd) | 106.23 | 98% | 2022-09-04 |
| 3113. | Boogle (boogleboy) | 106.22 | 99.3% | 2024-10-22 |
| 3114. | mantra(buy bitcoin) (blayze) | 106.22 | 91% | 2015-08-23 |
| 3115. | Jason (jachian) | 106.21 | 98% | 2022-04-04 |
| 3116. | LockStock (lockstock) | 106.21 | 100% | 2024-09-10 |
| 3117. | Mosa (_mosa) | 106.20 | 97.2% | 2024-06-27 |
| 3118. | Ryan (schmidtrs) | 106.20 | 98% | 2018-07-03 |
| 3119. | Brian (lomeinevent) | 106.20 | 100% | 2022-04-23 |
| 3120. | Lawrence (imetsia) | 106.20 | 98% | 2021-10-24 |
| 3121. | Jayy (ruin) | 106.20 | 98% | 2016-03-22 |
| 3122. | Zamiel (ikaeren) | 106.19 | 94% | 2016-09-21 |
| 3123. | D (d_san) | 106.19 | 97% | 2022-05-08 |
| 3124. | Siioh (siioh) | 106.19 | 98% | 2022-04-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |