I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8537. | Nuoni (oceanpony) | 90.47 | 99% | 2020-11-10 |
| 8538. | Dan (uberzoonie) | 90.46 | 98% | 2018-01-06 |
| 8539. | Simon (tartanllama) | 90.46 | 94% | 2016-09-09 |
| 8540. | Angel (angel_j) | 90.46 | 96% | 2016-03-29 |
| 8541. | Pat (snaipat) | 90.45 | 97.4% | 2024-04-07 |
| 8542. | Cr1sp (cr1sp22) | 90.45 | 97.6% | 2024-11-29 |
| 8543. | Joe (eoj05) | 90.44 | 97% | 2020-12-31 |
| 8544. | Zhen Qing (lim0721lim) | 90.44 | 97% | 2021-08-31 |
| 8545. | Katie (bell280) | 90.43 | 98% | 2023-01-29 |
| 8546. | John (selurnipohc) | 90.43 | 96% | 2016-02-19 |
| 8547. | mrvp (mrvp08) | 90.43 | 98% | 2021-09-21 |
| 8548. | Ryo (ryonamba) | 90.43 | 98% | 2022-05-21 |
| 8549. | Liz (liasokol) | 90.43 | 98% | 2016-01-06 |
| 8550. | Mathias (msivert) | 90.43 | 96% | 2016-05-02 |
| 8551. | Sumit Prasad (beyonderr) | 90.42 | 99% | 2022-03-17 |
| 8552. | clumsy (clumsywastaken) | 90.41 | 95.4% | 2023-12-07 |
| 8553. | Orgalorrrrg (orgalorg) | 90.40 | 98.7% | 2024-02-18 |
| 8554. | Lolmegaxd1 (lolmegaxd1) | 90.40 | 98% | 2018-12-15 |
| 8555. | GreenTea (mrgreentealatte) | 90.40 | 97% | 2023-01-27 |
| 8556. | Puzzite (puzzite) | 90.40 | 97% | 2022-11-25 |
| 8557. | Opponent (opponent) | 90.40 | 95% | 2015-07-27 |
| 8558. | Jack (jackn112) | 90.38 | 98% | 2021-01-01 |
| 8559. | Zilyck (zilyck) | 90.38 | 98% | 2018-03-23 |
| 8560. | Chibichan (supersam317) | 90.37 | 98% | 2017-07-04 |
| 8561. | From0ToHero (lordmeliodas) | 90.37 | 97% | 2020-07-31 |
| 8562. | Regalion (regalion) | 90.37 | 94% | 2016-01-10 |
| 8563. | Divij (davijiloiro) | 90.36 | 95.7% | 2025-03-29 |
| 8564. | Sonny (sonson88) | 90.36 | 98% | 2017-08-09 |
| 8565. | Austin (galactiac) | 90.36 | 96% | 2016-01-21 |
| 8566. | HodgeVJ (hodgevj) | 90.35 | 97% | 2025-08-31 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |