The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 30426. | Big (m1chaelw10) | 53.36 | 96% | 2021-04-29 |
| 30427. | sothea (sothea9) | 53.36 | 96% | 2020-07-27 |
| 30428. | Pranjal (haanhaargaya) | 53.35 | 97% | 2022-02-04 |
| 30429. | jazz (jazzhand) | 53.35 | 96% | 2023-01-22 |
| 30430. | shubham (shubham0007) | 53.35 | 93% | 2014-02-24 |
| 30431. | nitin (gauravandme) | 53.34 | 96% | 2023-05-24 |
| 30432. | Goldey (goldey) | 53.34 | 96% | 2022-08-01 |
| 30433. | Thomas (thms_andrsn) | 53.34 | 97% | 2021-11-14 |
| 30434. | Mujtaba (smh331987) | 53.34 | — | 2010-10-21 |
| 30435. | Maxamad amiin (aqoonraadiye71) | 53.33 | 95% | 2022-12-20 |
| 30436. | Antonio (afta) | 53.33 | 94% | 2017-06-04 |
| 30437. | rlzeehmv (rlzeehmv) | 53.33 | 94% | 2016-09-22 |
| 30438. | Zed (wetlandscoke) | 53.32 | 96% | 2013-01-28 |
| 30439. | gaco vu (gaco1089) | 53.32 | 93% | 2015-10-28 |
| 30440. | Astrav (abhi21_kr) | 53.31 | 95% | 2022-03-29 |
| 30441. | Cuong (lenamcuong) | 53.31 | 91% | 2011-12-10 |
| 30442. | Aaron (aster120401) | 53.30 | 96% | 2019-05-17 |
| 30443. | Puzzite (puzzite) | 53.30 | 93% | 2022-01-27 |
| 30444. | camred (camred) | 53.30 | 97% | 2022-04-18 |
| 30445. | Chandra (bagofmayo) | 53.30 | 95% | 2021-03-23 |
| 30446. | Tam (tam04101993) | 53.29 | 96% | 2020-06-19 |
| 30447. | Patrick (pat78) | 53.29 | 92% | 2013-04-03 |
| 30448. | Fretka (fretka) | 53.29 | — | 2010-03-26 |
| 30449. | cj (vinkk) | 53.29 | — | 2008-12-22 |
| 30450. | Max (mamix) | 53.28 | 93% | 2021-03-27 |
| 30451. | Bryan (undulatus) | 53.28 | — | 2011-01-01 |
| 30452. | Aswin (aswin994) | 53.28 | 84% | 2016-06-24 |
| 30453. | Akhil (akhilkm) | 53.27 | 94% | 2015-08-01 |
| 30454. | fatality (anurag9911) | 53.27 | 96% | 2022-06-22 |
| 30455. | Neeraj (neeraj1) | 53.27 | 96% | 2021-09-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |