The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24863. | Aniket (aniket2988) | 70.01 | 96% | 2021-05-03 |
| 24864. | Khoa (vhvkhoa) | 70.01 | 96% | 2020-12-24 |
| 24865. | gost (akasyh) | 70.00 | 99% | 2023-04-20 |
| 24866. | Caffeinated Beaver (mark_ro... | 70.00 | 97.2% | 2025-05-12 |
| 24867. | Darth (darkvader1988) | 70.00 | 98.3% | 2023-10-15 |
| 24868. | Pl1nkers (pl1nkers) | 70.00 | 95% | 2024-07-20 |
| 24869. | Vanel (vanelhere) | 70.00 | 97% | 2021-12-22 |
| 24870. | Chuck (typer_inflation) | 70.00 | 97% | 2021-10-21 |
| 24871. | KevDa5'9" (bigkeve1) | 70.00 | 95% | 2024-09-22 |
| 24872. | toe (toeknee123) | 70.00 | 94.7% | 2025-04-28 |
| 24873. | Ian (iantu) | 70.00 | 94.5% | 2024-07-06 |
| 24874. | Robert (lowestlow) | 70.00 | 96% | 2021-01-11 |
| 24875. | Drei (johnandredeleon) | 70.00 | 97% | 2020-11-08 |
| 24876. | Do Dat (itzdatmc) | 70.00 | 97% | 2020-11-15 |
| 24877. | Michelle (mzpinkygirl21) | 70.00 | 93% | 2011-06-08 |
| 24878. | Paweł (p_a_w_m) | 70.00 | 96% | 2013-04-07 |
| 24879. | NIndgabeet (nindgabeet) | 69.99 | 97.4% | 2024-09-19 |
| 24880. | Pontus (bondi) | 69.99 | 95% | 2012-10-28 |
| 24881. | Sir Ser III (puugz) | 69.99 | 97% | 2024-04-16 |
| 24882. | Bee (beevekmgrz) | 69.99 | 97% | 2022-06-17 |
| 24883. | Bring Them Home (aloni4u) | 69.99 | 96.4% | 2023-11-21 |
| 24884. | Bluntdebauchery (bluntdebau... | 69.98 | 96% | 2025-09-03 |
| 24885. | Nathaniel (nathanie) | 69.98 | 96.2% | 2024-01-04 |
| 24886. | Mark (sirmarksalot) | 69.98 | 99% | 2018-02-27 |
| 24887. | Kalo (kalo) | 69.98 | 87% | 2015-06-21 |
| 24888. | t (timorgilad) | 69.98 | — | 2010-07-03 |
| 24889. | Loser-typist (typist_1india) | 69.98 | 97% | 2015-05-20 |
| 24890. | jinx (arcane_jinx) | 69.97 | 96% | 2025-02-16 |
| 24891. | jaboyjj (jaboyjj) | 69.97 | 96.5% | 2023-12-07 |
| 24892. | AΞGIR (xaegir) | 69.97 | 94.9% | 2023-12-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |