The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4197. | J (mirumirai) | 105.78 | 97% | 2015-09-07 |
| 4198. | Nick (nick_lowe01) | 105.78 | — | 2008-10-20 |
| 4199. | Never Quit (neverquit) | 105.78 | — | 2009-08-12 |
| 4200. | Ralph (eltigro) | 105.78 | 95% | 2011-10-06 |
| 4201. | Bryce (kayoslp) | 105.77 | 97% | 2022-07-02 |
| 4202. | gwynyor (gwynyor) | 105.77 | 96% | 2012-04-01 |
| 4203. | bassoon (bassoon_38) | 105.77 | 99% | 2021-01-22 |
| 4204. | Bilbo (bilboballins) | 105.76 | 96.5% | 2023-07-20 |
| 4205. | E (vtmsciguy) | 105.76 | 98% | 2011-06-02 |
| 4206. | Mike (onecarpileup) | 105.76 | 98% | 2013-01-07 |
| 4207. | Oscar (oscarmyt) | 105.75 | 96% | 2016-03-15 |
| 4208. | Sam (numberonemega) | 105.75 | 97% | 2021-11-25 |
| 4209. | Pho (ltrainz) | 105.75 | 97% | 2023-05-04 |
| 4210. | big (bigbawler25) | 105.75 | 98% | 2020-10-18 |
| 4211. | Jonathan (jdawgnix) | 105.75 | 96% | 2013-05-01 |
| 4212. | Leo (liveforlolis) | 105.74 | 97% | 2016-09-18 |
| 4213. | Matt (pruske) | 105.72 | 98% | 2011-05-11 |
| 4214. | Ҝ丨𝓝Ｇ𝕆 (hasnatahmad) | 105.72 | 97% | 2021-09-30 |
| 4215. | Putti (puttio) | 105.72 | 93% | 2012-06-09 |
| 4216. | philip (philiptokareff) | 105.71 | 97% | 2021-05-21 |
| 4217. | Aaron (magictaco1997) | 105.71 | 98% | 2021-08-15 |
| 4218. | Terairk (terairk) | 105.71 | 98% | 2021-11-27 |
| 4219. | Kai (zak3nnay0) | 105.71 | 97% | 2012-05-10 |
| 4220. | Sauce (lolplox123) | 105.71 | 98% | 2022-04-02 |
| 4221. | anotherbreakfastwithyou (an... | 105.71 | 99% | 2013-01-17 |
| 4222. | Otomun (otomun) | 105.70 | 95% | 2015-07-03 |
| 4223. | Mr. (oofs) | 105.70 | — | 2010-09-12 |
| 4224. | relak (nxthann) | 105.69 | 98% | 2023-05-20 |
| 4225. | Walker (walker49sull) | 105.69 | 98% | 2017-06-10 |
| 4226. | datboi (datboiyaron) | 105.68 | 98% | 2022-10-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |