So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35436. | thanh (tlamts) | 33.05 | 98% | 2013-10-01 |
| 35437. | Thanh (d_t_nguyen) | 33.03 | — | 2010-11-04 |
| 35438. | (lazar) | 33.03 | — | 2009-05-26 |
| 35439. | (maco) | 33.02 | 83% | 2011-12-20 |
| 35440. | (brian0309) | 33.01 | 95% | 2021-06-09 |
| 35441. | (sarojmaan12) | 32.99 | — | 2009-09-23 |
| 35442. | (affable) | 32.95 | — | 2011-04-17 |
| 35443. | mainto (manito7) | 32.91 | 91% | 2021-07-13 |
| 35444. | (annijaestere) | 32.89 | 95% | 2023-01-14 |
| 35445. | aryan (qnobj) | 32.87 | 94% | 2022-07-22 |
| 35446. | (accuhc) | 32.86 | — | 2011-03-25 |
| 35447. | (nguyenanh17) | 32.85 | — | 2008-10-31 |
| 35448. | (jacobtolstrup) | 32.82 | 97% | 2018-07-09 |
| 35449. | (chowchunhei) | 32.71 | 91% | 2017-02-05 |
| 35450. | (thefurlong) | 32.69 | — | 2010-10-15 |
| 35451. | (fencing) | 32.67 | 91% | 2020-08-24 |
| 35452. | pushakar (pushakardhami) | 32.61 | 93% | 2017-04-30 |
| 35453. | Deepak (deepak534) | 32.61 | 91% | 2016-12-19 |
| 35454. | (adelshehadeh) | 32.59 | 95.8% | 2021-01-28 |
| 35455. | (serbgood) | 32.58 | 93% | 2017-09-16 |
| 35456. | Aaryan sharma (aaryan21) | 32.55 | 94% | 2021-06-28 |
| 35457. | YibenNoomd (yuben_nomd) | 32.50 | 92% | 2022-03-28 |
| 35458. | (yucca12345) | 32.47 | 96% | 2022-10-19 |
| 35459. | Abdul (sattarrashid786) | 32.47 | 83% | 2012-12-11 |
| 35460. | (kimhoun) | 32.44 | 93% | 2013-11-30 |
| 35461. | Bra (doner) | 32.41 | 94% | 2014-07-10 |
| 35462. | (allwinxavier1992) | 32.41 | 88% | 2013-10-31 |
| 35463. | WIIASD (wiiasd) | 32.37 | 94% | 2022-05-30 |
| 35464. | Pui Hay (brookskyer) | 32.18 | 97% | 2012-10-19 |
| 35465. | (_faith) | 32.13 | 93% | 2016-06-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |