So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11161. | (keskin) | 82.86 | 99.4% | 2021-01-30 |
| 11162. | (ehrenthedragon) | 82.86 | 94% | 2014-12-02 |
| 11163. | (ixolit) | 82.86 | — | 2010-05-07 |
| 11164. | (snufseren) | 82.85 | 95% | 2016-02-07 |
| 11165. | (yuhboydeath) | 82.85 | 97% | 2022-07-21 |
| 11166. | (redrex) | 82.85 | 91% | 2014-03-10 |
| 11167. | (spectol99) | 82.85 | 88% | 2013-12-15 |
| 11168. | (theredspartan) | 82.84 | 98% | 2020-03-02 |
| 11169. | (mastermeyers) | 82.84 | 97% | 2018-08-26 |
| 11170. | (iwum) | 82.84 | 95% | 2020-08-23 |
| 11171. | Ivan (agrus) | 82.84 | 98% | 2019-11-17 |
| 11172. | Stella (stellaoctangula) | 82.83 | 96% | 2022-05-10 |
| 11173. | (freyya) | 82.83 | 97% | 2011-12-22 |
| 11174. | (munirgkm) | 82.83 | 97% | 2021-06-23 |
| 11175. | (sprit) | 82.83 | 93% | 2011-07-12 |
| 11176. | (snixtho) | 82.83 | 90% | 2017-01-20 |
| 11177. | (priteshacharya) | 82.82 | 96% | 2013-07-18 |
| 11178. | Zakry (punked1000) | 82.82 | 96% | 2012-12-24 |
| 11179. | ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ (memesis) | 82.82 | 97% | 2022-02-12 |
| 11180. | (silvanapq) | 82.82 | 95% | 2011-10-19 |
| 11181. | (zarjanda) | 82.82 | 97% | 2013-02-19 |
| 11182. | (yypsdennis) | 82.82 | — | 2009-05-22 |
| 11183. | (rottenfruit) | 82.82 | 96% | 2017-08-06 |
| 11184. | (vivavee) | 82.81 | 98% | 2019-12-27 |
| 11185. | (epicrako123) | 82.81 | 95% | 2021-12-22 |
| 11186. | (mauvieira) | 82.81 | 97% | 2022-10-25 |
| 11187. | Cthulhu (cthulhu) | 82.81 | — | 2011-01-29 |
| 11188. | (saviorf) | 82.81 | 98% | 2017-06-11 |
| 11189. | (suxidal) | 82.80 | 96% | 2022-04-13 |
| 11190. | (seansmk17) | 82.80 | 97% | 2020-12-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |