I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1971. | funny (tesseractbeyond) | 124.18 | 98.8% | 2023-08-04 |
| 1972. | Jared (jaredtypist) | 124.17 | 97.7% | 2025-01-22 |
| 1973. | Promestein (promestein) | 124.17 | 100% | 2025-10-17 |
| 1974. | 1myvar (chowchunfu) | 124.17 | 99% | 2018-11-03 |
| 1975. | rdyppy (rdyppy) | 124.16 | 99% | 2018-12-12 |
| 1976. | TURBOTRUCKDRIVER (turbotruc... | 124.15 | 98.8% | 2024-08-30 |
| 1977. | real (realscav) | 124.14 | 97.5% | 2023-10-02 |
| 1978. | anagolr (eagle0523) | 124.14 | 97% | 2017-02-25 |
| 1979. | Myriadia (mof10) | 124.13 | 99% | 2019-06-12 |
| 1980. | Clint (clint_kun) | 124.13 | 98.9% | 2025-01-16 |
| 1981. | goshua (how to accuracy?) (... | 124.12 | 96% | 2025-05-16 |
| 1982. | Bradon (safij) | 124.11 | 99.4% | 2025-05-01 |
| 1983. | Brenton (bajmorse) | 124.10 | 100% | 2019-08-22 |
| 1984. | ben (liubenjamin) | 124.09 | 98% | 2022-12-12 |
| 1985. | abdullah (abdullah_ui) | 124.07 | 98.3% | 2023-06-25 |
| 1986. | Fo (fofire) | 124.07 | 100% | 2022-07-23 |
| 1987. | Sam (pulsefactor) | 124.06 | 100% | 2023-07-08 |
| 1988. | Ag (aglutamate2) | 124.06 | 100% | 2024-09-19 |
| 1989. | Speedy (ml1326) | 124.06 | 97% | 2017-02-20 |
| 1990. | just_ab (just_ab) | 124.05 | 100% | 2022-04-24 |
| 1991. | Mitch (cbfworkin) | 124.04 | 98% | 2019-05-12 |
| 1992. | tebond (tebond) | 124.04 | 97.6% | 2024-01-19 |
| 1993. | Donald (dhonuill) | 124.03 | 100% | 2021-07-06 |
| 1994. | Hehe (gagokarin) | 124.01 | 96% | 2021-11-14 |
| 1995. | Ace (killgon) | 124.01 | 99.4% | 2024-06-05 |
| 1996. | fhbjnrng (fhbjnrng) | 124.01 | 98% | 2021-09-02 |
| 1997. | Benjie (xbenjie) | 124.00 | 98% | 2021-07-31 |
| 1998. | themommajeans (spammaam) | 123.99 | 99% | 2023-06-01 |
| 1999. | Andrew (gazino) | 123.98 | 98% | 2023-02-27 |
| 2000. | gabe (knbx) | 123.97 | 98% | 2022-11-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |